I am athletic, jovial, a Mensan, have a weird sense of humor, I play the trumpet and thus have a very talented tongue. Laid back, well educated and well traveled and thus easy to talk with. I think I may be a sex addict...I think of it 24/7 and appreciate others in the same boat. Not willing to change though...I like being a closet pervert...LOL Just me. I can spell discretion and also know what it means. I enjoy sports including golf and bowling. I am the type of person that when you need something, you can count on me. I enjoy watching porno...or live action... and I like to read/write all about sexy adventures. Being a writer, I can get very creative. I really enjoy performing oral. If you are reading this, can I assume you are horny like me? Maybe we should make contact. I don't judge your relationship status. I have found that those who do are not very nice people. I am patient and well-behaved (I can follow instructions). But...given the opening or the go ahead, I tend to dive right in.

My Ideal Person Ideally, a local married person or couple because I am not looking for a "relationship" other than friendship, but the occasional single who thinks like me is OK. When it comes to women, it is all about the attitude, not the package... and age is just a number. If you can flip a switch and go from the perfect lady to total slut, you just may be ideal. Willing to play "Truth or Dare"?

I am looking for fun people that just like to play and have fun. Sometimes that means in the bedroom, sometimes not (does that mean public play? Oh, I hope so). If unable to meet, I super enjoy writing sexy letters or exchanging past exploits

I work out almost daily at Crunch gym in NE St Pete shopping center. It gives me a chance to get out of the house for an hour or two...perfect time for a rendezvous. Let's meet and put a smile of each other's face.. so when your spouse says "Did you have a good work out?", you can say "Yes!"

I marvel at all the varied positions in an MFM situation. If it feels good, why not just do it? I am not really "curious" because I have done it all and now know what I like and prefer.

It seems I can no longer accurately determine who is looking at my profile. 99Flavors.com shows me thumbnails of people who supposedly have viewed my profile... Reportedly viewing me 5-10 times and even daily, I have written to several members who adamantly claim they have NEVER EVER viewed my profile.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Billy Joel, Beatles, CCR, Association

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Fisting, Massage, double penetration, wife sharing

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, A little of each, Attitude

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Saw a parody porno movie about Sarah Palin. Strangely,
it was very hot. I wonder if the real thing is as hot?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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