Fun. Self-effacing. Educated. Gracious. Cultured. Positive. Easy-going / relaxed / down to earth. Passionate. Experimentative. Witty. Amorous. Confident. Progressive. Sensual. Adventurous. Carnal. Stable. Titillating. Polite. Erotic. Open-minded. Kinky. Self-deprecating. Hedonistic. Discreet. Willing. Respectful. Sexy. Honest. Sane. Amenable. Real. Eclectic. Funny. Experience: Same room full swap, ffm, mmf, ffmm, exhibitionism, voyeurism, (light) bondage, dildos, vibrators, pegging, sex in public, , rimming. Open to: Most - open and like to explore and experiment - just no pain or potty. Turn-Ons: Intelligence. Humor. Confidence. Wit. Honesty. Ocean waves crashing on the beach. Sunsets. Sunrises. Vampires. Nudity. Effleurage. Sexy/fit/toned/muscular/firm physiques - six pack abs, ripped iliac regions, firm/muscular legs, arms, chest , and glutes (oh my!). Sensual/. Exhibitionism, Voyeurism. Light bondage. Pegging/dildo/vibrator play. Labia. Armpits. Neck. Sacrum. Areolas/nipples. Blindfolds. Watching her wet pussy get filled and fucked as she likes with a hard, throbbing cock. Facials. Creampies. 9 1/2 Weeks. Story of O. Erotic literature. Turn-Offs: Troglodytes. Halitosis. Bromhidrosis. Edentulism. Slovens. Egotists. Xenophobes. Racists. Anti-Semites. Intolerance. Narcissists. Misogynists. Jealousy. Smokers. Anyone who is hyperaggressive, belligerent, combative, pushy, overbearing, contentious, arrogant, conceited..... We have savored the lifestyle for a dozen + years now, swiftly approaching a score, and have very much been delighted in sharing ourselves with others. We are very much in love and not looking to replace anything in our relationship. We have amazing sex, and really enjoy including very select others on occasion for sensual, erotic, passionate, sweaty, kinky, naked play! We are here to meet others to have fun, fulfill fantasies, and have mind-blowing sexual experiences. If we make new friends in the process, that's a bonus! HER: 5'0". Alluring. Exotic. Luscious. Permeating. Enticing. Luminous. Feisty. Captivating. Spirited. Bold. Sensuous. Fiery. Direct. Passionate. Sultry. Fascinating. Ravishing. Fervent. Aphrodisiac. Voluptuous. Athletic. Multi-orgasmic. She loves full-body nude massage, then getting her pussy/clit/ass sucked and licked while being fingered or fucked. She REALLY loves pegging - hasn't pegged a woman yet, but always seeking willing participants. :) She is willing to have a woman totally explore her body (bi receptive), but otherwise totally into guys. She has a natural, dark bush which she keeps trimmed, but not shaved unless we are on a beach/island holiday. She may sport the 'euro' look in the winter (un-shaved pits). Favorite positions: Closed Missionary; Upright Missionary; Open Missionary; Tucked Missionary; Tucked Missionary 180; Mixed Missionary; Tilted Missionary; Guard; Facedown Doggy; Spoon; Bent Spoon; Crossed Spoon; Groundhog; Lying Groundhog; Open Groundhog; Squatting Groundhog; Bull; Pressed Bull. HIM: 6'2", Humorous with a dry, dark, and dirty Wit. Licentious. Windsome. Muscular. Athletic. Libertine. Long-lasting. Sensualist. Wanton. Susceptible to providing long-sustaining bouts of oral gratification and sexual fulfillment. He is totally into women, but situationally open-minded and willing to experiment and try just about anything twice. His biggest turn-on is pleasing her and making sure she is satisfied completely!! Favorite positions: Amazon; Amazon 180; Planted Amazon; Planted Amazon 180; Standing Amazon; Standing Amazon 180; Collapsed Cowgirl; Open Rodeo; Squatting Pile Driver; Pile Driver 180; Planted Pile Driver 180; Oystered Missionary; Closed Missionary; Upright Missionary; Open Missionary; Tucked Missionary; Tucked Missionary 180; Mixed Missionary; Guard; Pressed Guard; Facedown Doggy; Closed Doggy; Squatting Doggy; Raised Doggy; Bulldog; Froggy Doggy; Groundhog; Mounted Groundhog; Lying Groundhog; Lying Groundhog 180; Open Groundhog; Squatting Groundhog; Sitting Bodyguard; Split Butterfly; Pressed Butterfly. We are very oral and very visual. Enjoy starting with effleurage and massage, oral, and other foreplay which leads into intense, sweaty, eroticism. Open to pics and vids. We have very busy schedules, so it might take a little extra effort to get the things lined up to get together. We enjoy hiking, biking, boating, skiing, nightclubs, pool, darts, dancing, massage, and great sex! We are VERY SELECTIVE and do not just jump in bed with anyone! Mental stimulation and physical attraction is VERY IMPORTANT! We do play on first meetings, but it is not required. Kissing: we generally only kiss each other. We find it to be a very personal and intimate interaction. If we become regular 'friends', and she initiates kissing, then all is good. Condoms required (unless you show proof of a recent clean full-panel std test) Husband does all the communicating, and sets up all meetings after wife reviews and approves.

My Ideal Person We are seeking attractive, honest, real, educated, funny, fit/athletic/HWP, very sexual, open-minded, easy going, clean, disease free, discreet, and sane couples, groups, women, and VERY SELECT, WELL-HUNG, FIT, WELL-MANNERED, RESPECTFUL men to explore and push our sexual boundaries, share our sexual energy, and explore fantasies (always open to suggestions).

ALL: Emails, Friend Requests, and Flirts will be declined/deleted/ignored if your profile is anemic...........no info (height, weight, etc), no pics......... Also, must be willing to provide recent face, body pics before meeting - we won't even consider setting anything up until that happens. If and when we do meet, if you have misrepresented yourself in any way, we will graciously say our good-byes and be on our merry way. We will not put up with any B.S., phonies, or flakes!

COUPLES: We are looking for you first and foremost, as our best experiences have been with couples. We are interested in both of you, so we'd like to see more than just pics of her.

WOMEN: Bi a plus. Be real and open to hubby & wife pleasing you, you & wife pleasing hubby, and you & hubby pleasing wife. Strapon desires and/or experience a huge plus as he loves to be dominated by 'wielding women' and forced to relent to their silicone, jelly, and cyberskin womanhood.

SINGLE MEN: Unfortunately, through experience, we have found the following necessary, and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental:

First and foremost, understand that it is all about pleasing HER,,, my wife,,, my queen... my goddess! She is a lady, and you will be expected to treat her as such until the point where she directs you to treat any differently! If we get together, you need to meet and adhere to our 'single male sexual commandments':

Thou profile will contain more than dick pics. Yes, you have
a dick, you're proud of it, and you like it a lot. We get it - husband
has one too and feels the same way about his!

Thou must be able to speak in complete, comprehensive
sentences. Stimulate her mind first and foremost - charm
her, make her laugh, seduce her. ("Them tits sure are great"
doesn't cut it, gents)

Thou must be clean! A slovenly appearance, and having
halitosis, bromhidrosis, edentulism, are immediate deal
breakers!

THOU MUST KNOW WHAT SLOVENLY, HALITOSIS,
BROMHIDROSIS, AND EDENTULISM MEAN!

(It is preferred) Thou be at least 5'10" tall (personality,
charm, fitness/body, looks, cock size go a long
way, and exceptions may be considered)

(It is preferred) Thou be at least 7" in length with above
average girth (again, personality, charm, fitness, looks, etc.
go a long way, and exceptions may be considered).

Thou must be H/W proportionate and preferably
fit/muscular - a little extra padding is preferred to no
padding. She's is not into obese or ultra-thin.

Thou must be RESPECTFUL!

Thou cock and balls must be shaved or trimmed
neatly - huge man-bush is an immediate deal breaker
for her! Manscape, manscape, manscape.

Thou must be able to LISTEN and take direction from
her and please her the way she wants to be pleased!

Thou will NOT TALK EXCESSIVELY during sex about how
hot her tits, ass, pussy, body, etc. are. She will
let you know if she wants you to talk dirty while she is being
pleased. Moaning, "OMG, That Feels Great", etc. works
for us - just be real and don't try to force some hokey, fake,
un-holiness from your bowels.

Thou must use a condom for intercourse!

THOU MUST BE ABLE TO KEEP IT UP WHILE WEARING A
CONDOM!

Thou will NOT CUM INSIDE HER! (yes, even though thou
are wearing a condom and may have provided a clean
bill of sexual health...

Thou must NOT think that sex is purely stuffing your
cock into a hole as fast and as hard as you can until
you cum!

Thou must be able to find the right hole.

Thou must not be bald/have receding hairline - sorry,
just not her thing. A shaved head might be
acceptable and will be determined by her.

Thou must NOT be pushy!

Thou will NOT ask her to meet you alone in the future
to be her 'boy toy'! That will result in immediate
removal from the playing field, and you will not be
asked to return in the future.

Thou will NOT try to stuff your cock in her mouth.
If you are lucky enough to get head from her, she
will take control and do it. If she does, you WILL
NOT grab the back of her head and force her to choke
on it!!!!! (see Thou must be RESPECTFUL commandment)

Thou will NOT attempt to kiss her on the lips. If she
wants to kiss, she will initiate.

Thou will NOT attempt to SHOVE your cock in her ass
at any time! She is very tight back there and needs
to be very turned on and prepped properly in order
to do it. GENTLE licking, sucking, fingering, and
tongue-fucking her ass are acceptable pre-cursors to
MAYBE entering through her back door. Even then, it will
need to be a very slow, gentle, and steady process
until she takes control and rides it any harder.

Thou will NOT try to impress her by going all night. She
doesn't care that you can go for 12 hours and cum
6 times! Once she gets going, she goes hard and fast,
and can only last a couple hours at most before she
actually passes out from pleasure. She cums VERY hard
repeatedly in a short period of time and it wears her out.
If she says it's time for you to cum, do it! If you don't,
then it'll be your own fault you're masturbating in the
shower alone!

Thou will NOT grab, pinch, or squeeze her tits and nipples
roughly like you are launching a spacecraft! They are
VERY SENSITIVE and you will need to treat them as delicately
and as sensually as you possibly can!

Here's a bit of fun (bonus points for those who can tell us where it originated):

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

We like beach, ocean, travel, boating, swimming; hiking; biking..........We do not hunt or fish.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Him: To be the center of attention in a bi-sexual gang bang
where all the guys and girls take turns sucking, licking,
and teasing his nipples, sucking his cock, fingering,
licking, sucking, and fucking his ass, riding his face
with their pussies, cocks, and asses, and then having them
all cum all over my face, chest and cock. <br><br>
Her: Tied up and forced/ .

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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