Bear with me here; I left for a while, went to ALT, found that I'm apparently too tame for most of the people on there... definitely some intimidating people on that site. I'm kinky, nerdy, and definitely a stoner. I'll write more soon. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*UPDATE* wow, hope nobody saw what an abortion that profile was after I turned it back on. I'm a pretty laid back guy, though I would appreciate somebody who could help me open up a little. I own a house with my younger brother, commute an hour each way to work in Burlington, MA 5 days a week, and smoke cannibis like a Hindu holy man. I am slightly kinky, into light bondage, spanking, some name calling/degradation/humiliation but not too much, very very much have a fetish for lingerie, and a bit for glasses. I'm a sucker for redheads.

My Ideal Person This used to be nice and detailed, and it sucked. Now it is short and sparse, and sucks. Because right now I just feel like going home from work, so I'll finish this later.

For now, I'm looking for somebody spontaneous and fun, especially if you've got some ideas banked up. If you're just looking for fun that's cool, but I'd really like to find somebody with more potential for a long term relationship. That said, anybody can feel free to contact me, I'm happy to write back.

Do It For Science!
~nerdyndirty

UPDATE: I'm a total slut, love to fuck on the first meet. I'm bi, love to top, bottom, and switch! Love oral, anal, toys, porn, lingerie & crossdressing, light bondage, dirty talking & slight humiliation/degradation. Find me on IM or in the Bath House room fairly often. Or email me, that works too!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Led Zeppelin and a whole lot more

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Being seduced by a beautiful voluptuous woman like so:
Walking in her apartment door to find her relaxing on a plush
armchair, draped across it evoking images of a panther
on a limb. She's dressed in black lingerie, not too
specific in my mind, "I Smell Sex and Candy"
playing in the background. She greets me saying, "Hi!
I've been waiting for you..." <br><br>
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That's as far as the fantasy goes, the rest is foreplay
and sex of whatever variety we like. Not my favorite fantasy
either, I don't really have a fave. Maybe you could
combine it with this one: <br><br>
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a private lingerie show! She shows me all her sexiest under
garments, starting with teddies and stockings, some roleplay
uniforms, working her way to sheer/see-through stuff,
bras that leave her nipples open to play, crotchless panties.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Mm hmm, lots of em, just because they are so damn hot or cute.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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