"I only think about waffles and pussy"... And while that is not 100% true, honestly I am more of a bacon and eggs kind of guy, that is still a great quote. Greetings... MWM, late 40's. Clean, discrete, recently tested STD free, vasectomy safe. Marital bed has cooled off but a guy still has needs. Looking for fun and sexual adventure in and out of the bedroom. I am completely open minded, and enjoy a wide range of kink. Let's get naked, break out the poppers and the dildos and see what happens. Some of the best orgasms I have ever had have been from getting head while having a dildo up my butt. Let's exchange a message or two and see if there is any mutual interest. If nothing else, I promise a good time for all. I am not interested in changing my situation or anyone else's. I would like to find someone that is not afraid to experiment in the bedroom, and if it feels good, why not do it? Does not have to be a long term thing, but that would be great. In the "real" world, I travel a lot for work. Never know where I might end up next. I am generous to a fault, but I don't let people take advantage of me. I am smart, college educated, articulate, with a sarcastic sense of humor. I work out and play golf when time allows.

My Ideal Person Ideally I am looking for a female for an ongoing long term "friends with benefits" type of relationship. Something that is mutually enjoyable for both. Otherwise, someone that is open minded and likes to have stimulating sexual adventures.