I am a bisexual white male looking for some action with males, females, couples or groups. Sorry, I can travel only within the Fresno/Clovis area. If you can host and are willing to have parties with bi or straight men and women, please let me know. I can host on a limited basis. Must be discreet. You can usually see me at the Red Lantern on Thursday nights, and sometimes on Sunday nights. I'll be wearing a gray fedora hat. I’ve spent a lot of time on AFF doing searches for bi couples. There are lots of profiles of couples where the husband is straight, but the wife is bi-sexual or bi-curious. There are very few couples where both are bi or bi-curious. Some of the straight husbands are horrified of being with a bi man, as if we were going to force ourselves on them. They get very adamant about not being around bi guys, even though the wife is bi. What a double standard! (I also think a lot of men who list themselves as "straight" are really closet bi-curious!) I think that those few couples where both are bi are like a separate sub-culture of swingers. I think those rare couples should get to know each other. Associating with others of the same orientation would feel comfortable and safe. How do you feel about putting together a group of all-bi couples, as well as a balanced number of bi males and females? Are there any bi couples out there who would be willing to host such a party? Come to think of it, I am also interested in putting together an all-straight-couples and singles group. Anyone want to help me out with that? Please let me know if you are interested.

My Ideal Person I would love to join a couple as a second male (MFM), hook up with a female partner to attend swinger parties, and find some "suck buddies" for reciprocal oral sex. Not looking for a girlfriend or boyfriend (too much pressure), or a relationship (too complicated). Just sex for fun. I'm looking for men or women to be NSA FWB, just people to get together with from time to time for casual sex. My motto is, "relax, it's just sex!" Just be healthy and no illegal drugs, please. And girls, show me your nipples, that's the turn-on for me! \8 *Y*

OK, I'm really tired of wasting my time chatting and interacting with people who I will never actually meet because they live over 1000 miles away. It seems like a waste of time. If you are from the East Coast and like my profile and want to hotlist me or flirt with me, that's fine, but I'm not going to make you my friend and I don't want to chat. I focus on people who live in the Fresno/Clovis/Madera area, and West Coast people who travel through, and stay in, the Fresno area frequently. In other words, people who I actually have a chance to meet. I really hope people actually read my profile before they contact me. Thanks. Rant over. No, rant not over. After 3+ years, I'm still getting flirts from people on the East side of the Mississippi. It's like a pencil with 2 erasers. there's no point to it!

And I don't know why I added pictures of my dog, I just love her so much!

If you are in my friend network, and enjoy my pictures and videos, please leave a comment. Thanks.

Network friends: I just added some new (old) photos, so please check them out and comment or like. Thanks.

Gay men: Sorry, I really prefer just oral with men.

I've had my shots!

People should really get gold memberships, at least for a little while. I need to be able to communicate with other members.

Please let me know how you like my jokes.

A lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance, so I knocked her over.

The makers of Head and Shoulders shampoo just came out with a body wash. It's called "knees and toes."

My wife accused me of looking like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

I love jokes about immortals, they never get old.

I just read a book about anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down!

My dog used to love to chase people on a bicycle. It got so bad, I had to take away his bicycle.

I don't make jokes about fat people, I figure they already have a lot on their plate.

They just opened a restaurant on the Moon. The food and service are great, but there's no atmosphere.

The former president (loser) making accusations of voter fraud in the 2020 election gives a whole new meaning to "Trumped-up charges."

A nudist beach is a place where men and women go to air their differences.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme and some don't.

I watched a fascinating documentary about how the Empire State Building was built. It was riveting!

I saw a video where a beautiful policewoman demonstrated the use of non-lethal weapons. She was stunning!

I saw a beautiful woman on a picket line. She was striking!

I once dated a girl with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.

I once dated a girl who was cross-eyed, but I broke it off. we just couldn't see eye-to-eye. And I thought she was seeing someone on the side.

I saw a really beautiful dog in a training class. She was fetching.

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Sex with celebrities, actresses.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, Drew Barrymore. They are
and very !

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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