Say HI, say HI again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say HI again, say HI one more goddam time on IM with your dick pic and we will surely not talk to you. Say hi one more fucking time! Great, now that we have that out of the way... Hello and welcome to our profile, we are a really fucking cool and down to earth couple looking to meet others that are semi-normal and kinky! Software developer and stay at home mom, husband and wife couple living in Palm Bay. We like to go to clubs, maybe party favors, nothing crazy and not into any hard drugs, we have to say that now I guess! We would love to meet like-minded people, we are music lovers and respect for all types. He used to be a DJ and her a dancer at one time, so we love the nightlife or just chilling at home or with you and yours. She talks more than him, but that is OK, we do not get bothered if there is downtime, we are chill. BTW we only upload recent pics (truth in advertising)! We are a couple who like to have fun first and foremost, enjoy hanging out with friends, going to clubs, dancing and are careful to bring anyone into our own home and as well will be respectful of you and yours. Please be patient it takes some planning to set these adventures up and although we can do spur of the moment, we would like to feel a couple or individual out and would be hesitant if we are not comfortable or something seems off. We are experienced with swapping, group and threesomes, good looking for 40 and usually mistaken for younger. She is a gorgeous woman (bi-sexual) with full natural breasts, beautiful legs, and amazing thighs. He is average straight but comfortable with other males, eats healthy and we both work out. We are infatuated with pleasing others more ourselves. Not into performance-enhancing drugs as we both are healthy and have natural stamina. Alcohol on the weekends for him or socially, she enjoys a glass of wine at night, typical stuff, not excessive. FYI, We may not return messages immediately if not online, give it a few days, all good things cum to those who wait. We like to both check out the messages together this may cause some delay. He runs the account and usually initiates it. We give each other the freedom to speak to others on our own and rarely meet others on our own but it has happened and there is nothing one of us does not know about the other. We are adults and expect that you are too, do not be too direct, it can be a turn-off, we like to connect as friends. Talk to us like we are people you respect and you will get the same back. We do not mind freakiness, but there is a difference between class and dumb ass! We are a super discreet couple and private. We do not send out full face pictures to everyone but we will before we meet. We try to include some face shots but not enough for identification in our public photos. We will not meet a couple without becoming familiar through photos and group chats before we At the end of the day, we treat these interactions and meetings professionally and believe you should do the same. The Ideal Person(s) we are looking for is/are a fit and attractive woman/couple, clean-shaven we rarely engage with single men. We will sometimes consider individuals males but are spurred picky. Try us and see where it goes from there. We are not fake so please be real. Obviously, our images are for use on this site only. Please do not share when other members and we will extend you the same courtesy. Let's it on chat if you want to share other pics! We have more including great face pics to help you make a decision on us and we expect the same.

My Ideal Person We like all sorts of people and race, ethnicity and color are just not things we get hung up on. We would rather be with people that are fit and take care of themselves. Quirks and or differences are welcome, we wouldn't get far if we don't like you. It would most likely be attitude or immaturity that turns us off before looks or type of physical person.

Ideal mates are not heavy smokers (hard pass on tobacco), weed is fine, it's California, no drug addicts or people who smell, we won't show up drunk, please don't do that either. Nothing is more unattractive than meeting people three sheets to the wind. Good Hygiene is absolutely required.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room, Rooms are nice

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Voyeurism, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, Party favors?

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Mila Kunis lol

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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