[B][/B][B][/B]...Actually true as this is, obviously the intention of my intro is primarily to spark your interest, so now that I have your attention, I'll do everything I need to from here to keep you...wet[bling 150474], lol. [B]Honestly though, what you wanna know about me is here for you to read.[/B] I'll fill in the rest of the holes,[bling 174938] no pun intended. What more needs to be said though? I'm a [COLOR red]laid back [/COLOR]kinda guy, [COLOR red]no games and drama free[/COLOR]. I'm kind of a bad boy. I got a high sexual appetite and am lookin for women w/ the same hunger [bling 156600]as mine or greater. If I have to explain a bad boy, you should probably pass me by right now. But this doesn't mean I don't know how to treat a woman.[COLOR red]What I am also, is educated, employed, and mature[/COLOR]; i'm also not too bad to look at. I'm here lookin to have some fun, but then so are you. [bling 28149] -- A shot out to all the friends i've made over the years, thank you. Mainly for being able to see something in me special enough to wanna have me in your world. that's not always easy and i appreciate it.-- [COLOR red]Ok, so I've come to the conclusion that i just can't do the relationship thing, at least not now.[/COLOR] Not that I can't handle a mature relationship, and I'm definitely not runnin from one, but my job requires me to travel a lot. That kind of relationship deserves a lil more stability, and a strong, confident woman that I just haven't met yet. Right now what I need is some [COLOR red][bling 162538]phenom play time that's beyond pleasure, both in and out of the bedroom. [/COLOR]I mean this is about me keepin you addicted [COLOR red]both physically and mentally. [bling 81588]Still interested?[/COLOR]I do have some pics; so if you want, just ask.[B] BUT PLEASE, DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND READ BELOW.[/B] I would do it for you... [COLOR deeppink]----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---Profile If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Has Died ------///\-----Of -----///\\\----Cancer ----///--\\\---Or Who May Be Suffering From It[/COLOR]

My Ideal Person ------
-PLEASE READ. I'VE NOTICED A LOT OF THE WOMEN WHO DEMAND OR EXPECT ALL THIS RESPECT ARE THE ONES TOO SHALLOW OR SIMPLE IN THE HEAD TO REALIZE THEY STILL HAVE TO EARN IT. SEEMS TO ME THE WOMEN WHO GET RESPECT ARE THE REAL WOMEN WHO DON'T SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT DEMANDING THE RESPECT CAUSE THE VIBE THEY GIVE OFF AUTOMATICALLY DRAWS IT...-
--LET'S START W/ WHAT I'M NOT LOOKIN FOR. no games please. PLEASE. it's just a waste of time, and not even a good waste of time. i also have no interest in being blamed or judged for the actions of the previous idiot who didn't know how to appreciate you. if you're gonna take the chance to reach out to me then make the effort to get to know ME. lastly, if you just wanna be chat buddies its fine. we can video chat, im, email, whatever. but if you want me to join you on another website then press on. i do 99Flavors.com for 4-6mo out of the year to meet some really cool people and that's really good enough for me.--
--UPDATED--
-what i'm really lookin for to blanket this whole "my ideal person" cliche is a woman, women, or couple who want to just get wild and wet w/ emphasis on the wet. i love a woman whos cum flows like a wild river. if you don't it's not a deal breaker, and i'll love workin w/ you to til we reach that point. i have lots of patience. about 90% of you ladies who share interests in me list "single" and "interested in women and couples" in your profile. you're obviously into some of the same group escapades that i'm into. i'd like to be close enough w/ you to where we can develop a profile together as a couple, and meet an even larger variety of people. we can add photos, videos, the whole layout and TURN UP! i mean just the idea of gettin together to put it together is a hot event itself. no strings. i'm sure others have already been doin it. we can do it big.-
"A lady in the streets, and a freak in the bed!" Not an overrated concept. If you heard this phrase before now, odds are in our favor and we should definately hook up. What I'm sayin is I'm lookin for you to know how, and when to play. From the boardroom to the bed room. Can you be a billie holiday at one point (ok, i know the pic is of hallie)and a lil kim the next? I really admire a woman who takes pride in her appearance and has a hot body but not obsessed over it. she knows how to keep her figure tight, but can still enjoy a good burger or other guilty pleasure.
I really dig an assertive woman, don't do passive. Speak your mind. This is about a mutual connection, and what you say is every bit as important to me as how you look--Nobody's askin you to make every decision, I know how to be the man. Just don't be too shy to tell me what you want. After all, it's you I'm tryin to make feel like a goddess. And if I mess up, put me in check. I do that make up thing even better.
Basically it's all about bein real, I've heard from a lot of women that kats out here don't know what "real" is. Bottom line is it's the basis on what the rest of this gets built on. W/ out it we're wastin our time, and your time should be appreciated. These words will take this only so far. I'm mainly about my actions, but you have to be willing to give us both a chance. If you feel like you're vibin w/ what I'm puttin out here, hit me w/ your pic and I'll get you back w/ mine. And if I'm checkin out your ad, I'll get you a pic if you're diggin what you read.--Let's play!!!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Surprisingly, I've gotten several opportunities
to make my fantasies into reality. From having sex on the
50 yard line of a football stadium, to having sex in the back
room during a wedding (uh, it wasn't at a church, and
it wasn't the bride). If there was one fantasy I'd
really like to see unfold, I'm trying to handle business
at Heff's playboy mansion. Maybe be on display of a
two-way mirror there. Actually f-ck the mirror, put me
right at center stage.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Too easy, but yes. i can run the list. From Beyonce',
to Janet to Halle, to Vida. Vida cums first...

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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