No one really reads this, do they? I really like Capt'n Crunch cereal, jet skis and cam fun. I really like phone play and mostly because I have free long distance. However, I may need to buy more minutes, so talk fast. Stop asking, I don't have a huge dick. It's an average dick and it's dumb when you tell me that I don't have a huge dick. I realized that when I woke up this morning. It's no longer breaking news to me. What is breaking news is the government has been hiding evidence of UFO’s. Other things that are stupid: People that say they are looking for honest, long-term relationships on this site. Umm, really? People that pretend to be an 18 year old girl, when it’s clearly a guy. News flash, 18 year old girls don’t ask to see a grown man’s asshole. If there is one out there, “Hey, how you doin’?” People who get on someone’s cam and then insult them. Just log off, really. People who have an age of 18-21 with 1 pic and then tell you they don’t have any pics on “this computer.” You’re a fake. However, if you’re not a fake, “How you doin’?” Also, just to be clear. Billie Jean is not my lover. Just in case you were wondering, I don’t really like chocolate or ice cream. If I haven’t said this before, jelly beans are not good. Just a mistake of a candy. More to come as I think of them. There, I filled it all out.

My Ideal Person Breathing. It’s so hard to do the rest without the breathing part. I also prefer someone with hair, but it’s not a dealbreaker.