First and foremost: We are fully vaccinated Things we dig- Laughter Kindness Empathy Good smells Kissing Reading People who take care of themselves, physically and mentally Trimmed fun parts Laid back couples Sunshine Travel Animals Mental stimulation Hot showers Road trips Concerts Entertaining Classic cars Cheesy one liner’s Nude sunbathing Non-nude sunbathing Palm tree's Things we don’t dig- Discussing politics Racism Pushy people (especially single males) Cockiness Body odors Smokers Bad breath Outdated wardrobes Cold showers Hard drugs Hairy balls & Vajayjays Closed minds Dishonesty Laziness Dirty fingernails Christmas lights after the New Year Liver & onions Pink yard flamingos Unmade beds Note- We’re so turned on when your selfies/photos include your toilet, filthy ass bathroom and your bedroom from an episode of hoarders. It seems to correlate directly with the IM’s saying “You guys wanna fuck?” Just sayin’! If we send you a flirt, it’s just an invitation to check out our profile. Don’t be shy! We’d love to hear from all of you sexy, fit couples! We are VERY selective with single males, so we will reach out to you if we happen to find the need. IMing us and getting mad when we don’t respond is a giant turn off. You should read profiles before sending messages.

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