We are a married couple looking for fun both in and out of the bedroom with a woman. We like to dance, cook, and generally have fun. Ask us a question, anything, and we will give u an answer to the best of our ability. We are a secure couple, that wants to add some spice in our bedroom and a fun new per to our list of friends. We love to make people happy, smile, laugh, scream, and moan. Our ideal woman would be intelligent, like to smile, laugh, have a good time, and are not judgemental or just plain mental. If you are a fake account, cat phisher, loser with no life posing as something you are not. Not into really meeting. Move on! You are a piece of crap. We will never give you money. I hope you choke on a donkey dick.

My Ideal Person Well, what are we looking for, a sexy, fun, happy person to live out some fantasies with. My friends describe us as funny, crazy, always making them laugh, cute, intelligent, a good cook, romantic, and I love to please people both physically and emotionally. You wont be disappointed.
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Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Always wanted a threesome

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I always wanted to be with Heather Locklear

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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