After being a parent, taxi driver, mechanic, ATM machine, neighbor, boss, employee, maid, PTA dad, fixer-of-broken hearts, (you name it!) for so long, I am finally taking some time out for myself. . From the outside I am very normal, even more sane, and no one who knows me would ever suspect me on here. And although my bucket list has gotten dusty and a bit faded, on the inside I am much more daring! Your age doesn't matter unless you're a cheese or wine, but being young and playful at heart does. If you read Cosmo, are more worried about trying to dress like the latest social media style, or find your self unable to look away from your phone when there is a break in a conversation, then we're probably not a match. But... if you know the difference between sex and sensual, believe that kissing is a lost art, and can't remember the last time you had multiple orgasms from foreplay, then we should at least meet for coffee and talk about how silly all this is!