Hey guys, single and looking for others like me who arnt looking for anything long term or too serious. Just a friend would be nice, a friend with a nice....That would be even better. So if you like crude humor, artificial intelligence (3rd time spelling that) and someone who can lick their elbow, drop me. a line

My Ideal Person My ideal person is someone who I can be playful with. However there is a.serious side to them as well. They have to understand I need space and plenty of dick to keep.me happy. Even if it isn't always theirs. They have to be funny, smart, charming as a mother fucker, and more courtious than Emily Post having a snack with the Queen. Physically fit and tall and they have to be blonde...I like blondes...Like Norwegian blonde or even better albino blonde... Vikings are hot... Not the N BA team but like actual vikings... Oh and he has to have a full set of teeth. I've dated guys who have this over bite thing and one guys teeth sorta looked like wood, he like to tounge a lot. Oh and have a open mind and be sensitive to this bitches feelings... .You know cause I have a few. As well just because this ideal person doesnt exist I may as well say he should be the King of the western hemisphere..Because I deserve to be queen....Lol. Queen of the Ratchet maybe...