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HesGotJokes 38 / M
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Haverhill, Massachusetts, United States
 
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HesGotJokes 38/M
Haverhill, Massachusetts
Introduction
I am laid back, easy going and a gentleman at all times with a hell of a wild side. I am a former Marine who keeps himself clean and neat. I don't have any character or perality issues. Work hard, play hard. Confidentially is important to me. I love sex and especially with someone who also loves it and prefer one on one but open to a threesome. I love to get away from the normal drudge of everyday life. And yes, I'm actually a good dancer. I've got tatooes covering the undersides of my forearms and no piercings. Everything else you want to know it's as easy as asking :)

My Ideal Person Funny and attractive.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Everything from Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Bruce Springstein
to Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath to Korn

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Ask me personally

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Anywhere, It's not a fantasy thing I'll just have sex anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex

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Information
  • 38 / male
  • Haverhill, Massachusetts, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: March 9, 1986
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Wealthy
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, Russian
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
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