3/8/24 This needed editing, people are liars and I feel a little differently about a few things Ask me anything, I would say I'm an open book but I have things that I am not comfortable talking about to myself, let alone someone I just met. I don't get offended. I am also a 58 year old woman, my life is not perfect and I'm not going to hide the fact that I have issues. I will be as honest as I can be answering and let you know if its something I'm not ready to answer. LTR applicants - Honesty is my main requirement. If I can't trust you, there is no point. Loyalty follows that. I am an outdoorsy person and like camping, rafting/kayaking, dirt tack racing, quads, street bikes but not dirt bikes. My favorite thing Horses and camping with horses. I do not have any and too old to start now, LOL. But I know you probably do and possibly grandchildren, that's awesome

My Ideal Person I know that most people do not read these profiles and while I am not a prude and have a sense of humor there are some things that really annoy me on dating sites. I will not send pics of my boobs, in or out of a bra, nor will I send nudes. If you ask I will know' that you have no interest in me or what I am looking for other than getting me into bed, therefore I will not respond and I will block you. I do not do sexting or video sex. If I wanted to get myself off, I would not be on here looking for you. Mystery is foreplay, adds to the anticipation of what may come.

If you proudly display a picture of your dick on your profile that's up to you and I am not offended by it. But unless I specifically ask for a dick pic, don't send me one. I am not going to be impressed by its size. If you don't know how to please me with it, size isn't going to do a damn thing for me.

I prefer younger men, dad bods and over 6 ft. Not deal breakers though. The more masculine the better. Someone outdoorsy and active. Looks are somewhat important as there needs to be a physical attraction but I have met some drop dead gorgeous guys (& gals) whose personality made them very unappealing in any way.

MUST be HONEST If you are attached and are just looking for something on the side, I am not interested. With honesty comes Loyalty, I am not looking to rush into a relationship, I want to get to know a person before making a commitment. That does not necessarily mean nothing physical. I can't host due to my living situation but I will gladly bring you in to meet my generous hosts to prove that I am as single as i say. Now if you can't host and do the same then you probably aren't as available as you say. If you're from out of town I just have to take your word for it. I have learned that most everyone thinks FWB is just a booty call whenever you feel like it. Friends hang out, chat, go to dinner or rent a movie. The booty call is a benefit for both parties in that friendship. If you can't have a woman spend the night with you, get a hooker. Nothing against hookers, they're smart enough to get paid for being used for sex. I admire them for that, I just feel cheap, used and broke when you are done. I am monogamous, I just want one person be it casual or serious. Casual meaning we are free to be with others, I won't but you do as you please just bring protection when you come see me. If you have taken the time to read my bitchy profile, thank you. If you don't want my terms, that's fine, I won't try to change your mind so don't try to change mine.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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