UPDATE: I am no longer searching for male FWBs. Bi-curious and bi-sexual women, however, can definitely message me. :) Unhappily married and will be divorcing within a year. I'm an introvert but can fake being an extrovert quite well. I am very nosy and curious; I will ask endless questions until I understand something. I am plus-size, I rarely exercise, I am a sucker for a dad bod, and I am looking for long-term connections. Those seeking hookups, one-night stands, and NSA fun should keep looking.

My Ideal Person Men: 5'7"+, dad bod, introvert, can and will help motivate my lazy ass to exercise more, will dominate me sexually on occasion, and let me take charge at other times. Must have a great sense of humor, understand and speak sarcasm, not smoke cigarettes, be a non-drinker or drink only occasionally, and know the difference between a slam-fuck and a long-stroke. Must also want to be friends and do stuff together: go to a movie, get and give advice, grab lunch or dinner, etc.

Women: any height, be comfortable naked, have a great sense of humor, understand and speak sarcasm, not smoke cigarettes, be a non-drinker or drink only occasionally, and be willing to submit (both to me and beside me) when we're with Master. Be sister submissives, if you will.

If you are married (or taken) and cheating, please do not message me.

If your profile has more dic pics than facial pics, keep browsing. I am not interested.

I am DDF and am tested every three months. Please be ready to provide your most recent STI results if we meet face-to-face.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
CCR, The Doors, The Moody Blues, Led Zeppelin, Eminem,
Alanis Morissette, k.d. lang, Hank WilliamsJr

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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