I'm a normal guy, as in not weird or dangerous. I'm fun, and people say I'm funny. I can hold a conversation on a variety of subjects. I'm not looking just to get laid. In my younger days I did that and found that the most satisfying experiences were with people I genuinely liked and would be happy to hang out with even if no sex was involved. I work out regularly and do have the occasional muscle that one can see. I don't have a face pic up, but will be happy to send one if we find mutual interest (Don't really want to advertise my face in a small town, and I find most women have seen plenty of dick pics, so I'm not anxious to be one more that women look at and say, "yup... that's a dick alright."

My Ideal Person My ideal person would be someone fun to hang around with. Someone sexy and open. I am most attracted to people who are relatively fit, but not looking for Instagram models. Unless you happen to be an Instagram model, in which case, hit me up. I like good conversation. Someone witty and interesting. Sexually, I have to say, I love going down on sexy women. My dream job would be being a masseur for women and giving them happy endings. Sexy ladies: if you've ever wanted a massage and a thorough pussy eating to finish it (with no reciprocation necessary, by the way), I will definitely accommodate you. I'm straight, but with the right couple, a couple of stiff drinks, I'd be open to experimentation.