On dating sites, causal or not, everyone says "don't be weird' but that's 90% of me and Captain Jack Sparrow's appeal. Optimist with cynic training wheels, sufferer of chronic verbosity, and pilgrim of the clouds. I'm a fellow of the Second Order, only because the First Order revoked my membership after a freak accident involving an aerosol can, a Dire Straits record, the Cancún irregular mounties, and a Snickers bar. And let me tell you, that Snickers was one brave of a bitch. Besides having a modicum of charm, I'm also quite amusing. In bed I enjoy giving both a good hard fucking and tinder, sensual sex. While I do love vanilla sex, I'm also open to and enjoy BDSM. I have a kink for caning people, so if you're interested in that just ask. While I've been told I have very good dickmanship, I really, really love oral. Feeling someone cum when I'm between their legs is probably the sexiest thing on the planet as far as I'm concerned. For those that need them: Height: 6'1" Endowment: 7.5" length and 5.5" girth If you're a racist, sexist, or transphob I really want nothing to do with you.

My Ideal Person Single or couples who prefer to explore and try out different things. Any couples looking for DP give me a shout. I'm bisexual and like to play with both, though I tend to gravitate towards women. If you're a guy as part of couple and you're straight I 100% respect that, if you're curious about trying things you'll have to ask directly as I'm not going to suggest it.