Hablamos Español. Let me start by saying, we are not Ken or Barbie. Why in the world would anyone wanna be them, anyway? They have no genitals!! We are a super easy-going professional couple that enjoys going out for drinks, trying out new bars/restaurants, BBQ-ing, listening to live music, and traveling. We enjoy going to upscale restaurants as well as sports bars. We love the water and spend alot of time on the beach or our pool. Vaxed, clean and STD free. Can provide proof upon request. Condoms will be required. Will go bareback if proof of test results is presented and she is comfortable with him. Must have good personal hygiene, great smile and be a nonsmoker (e cigs and a good cigar ok) The Mrs. has an incredible sense of humor, curves (38DD) and can strike up a conversation with anyone. She loves mezcal! Bucket list fantasies include having a girlfriend to do girly things with as well as for sex. Mr. will only join if female is comfortable with it. Her biggest turn off is a man being vulgar and disrespectful. She will shut that conversation down in a heartbeat. Many women may like that kind of talk, but she likes a man that respects women. The Mr. is a very handsome sexy man. After a couple of beers, he will have you cracking up. Diehard Cowboys fan.

My Ideal Person We are seeking is a longterm, classy single male or couple we can share fun times in and out of the bedroom. We are also looking for a female for her. Race is not an issue, but she has her preference. A sense of humor and an intelligent conversation goes a long way. She is sapiosexual and is more aroused by intelligence than looks.