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Articles by wittyhumor

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Spice, of one of my favorite guilty pleasure for the theme song lyrics and other stuff....   7/21/2016

Ultimately be able to get a chance to win the same time as the first time in my life and death-defying leaps of faith of many and any passengers of passengers and their parents and and adults and an


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The fullest ways of making the trip to see if you are ready for bed.....   6/19/2016

I love to fuck, in my room, and the first thing that comes to, my mind, is, how, I like, to bump, your head, against, my headboard, of my, antique sleigh bed....

It makes no difference, whet


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Blueberries, strawberries and dandelions.....   6/19/2016

What bits and tidbits of some sense of juicy know ledges do you know of to have the juices flowing through the brains of you seemingly little 'ol masterminds here on site?....

The very first


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
If all else fails, use a seat belt and then you must not keep your eyes on the......   6/9/2016

You have such charm that, I think, you might want to be with me sometimes..... I love you, and your loved thoughtfulness, of you, and how, you would like, to give me what I want..... The other side o


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The joyful lust of sin and pain.....   6/6/2016

I'm so very excited to tell you of the ways that I like to display my true feelings of you. I'm not going anywhere for a while, but, a bit of truth here be told I'm fascinated with you.....




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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Closing out the worst of my youthful lustings of life and I have a chance to love again.....   6/6/2016

Hey there..... Are you young enough to believe that maybe you and I can see that we've had some great times in our lives without having to prove it to eachother? I'm going on with your desired ways to


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Brain teaser.....   6/4/2016

Everybody knows that amino acids are very good and an intelligent thing to injest. But, did you know, that, Lcarnitine helps you think clearer? Food for thought, if you really want to rock out, then,


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Fantasies fulfilled. But, maybe not? Of course.....   6/2/2016

The girl who has been thirsting over it for a moment and I will have a chance to win the game! My game is frequently on all day long...

Pretty sure that I can move forward with this new chall


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Huge and big world of solitude.....   6/1/2016

In my colorful little huge world is where I retire to, so I can rest my head... I just love the soft little gentle touch of my colorful pillows. The softest that I could find. Colored quite well I thi


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
If only....   5/31/2016

I hopefully thought in my mind that I could actually begin to understand that this is a very long and hard time getting to know about that what if we could meet up for a moment and I do believe that j


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Lustful ways behind closed doors.....   5/30/2016

I have gotten to a large portion of a kind of thing that is a very long and hard wayside of the moment and then becomes the heat of the moment.....

Pretty much looks like she has been thirsti


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Three stick in a row of loveless stuff that is very well assured that you need moreover in touch...   5/28/2016

Biggest dicks of America have to be quietly present in a row of slugs ready for their perfect cocks in mind.... That's why I'm asking for help with this one....

Talking with you, and I'll be


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Jellybeans and a half dozen or something like that.....   5/28/2016

Thanks again for your help and support of our favorite sites and galleries of my reality-based life online here.....





My personal email account and click here for more detail


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Why go for water?   5/25/2016

Just wanted to do it with you , and see if you want me to come up with a bunch of stuff, and the likes of what you want....

If you're a great time in the morning there of, and is of the best


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The lion of I......   5/5/2016

You are looking to sell your own personal use of yourself at your own risk.....

That's why I love you..... Cause your smart about stuff like that....

A sound body of work and play wi


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Verity is very crucial for healthy living....   5/4/2016

Is a overall health benefit from a variety of different types of things that you can injest? Rightfully so, I think that is the truth! So, how do you decide to go back and enjoy the dish you always en


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Afradesiacs   4/30/2016

So, these are great to boost one's sex drive...

Forskollin.... Yohimbine bark.... Dark chocolate....

Forskollin may boost testosterone... Yohimbine barks helps with your blood flow.


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Waking up to coffee and cheddar fish.....   4/16/2016

Thanks again man, and the Mars symphonic of my favorite little sex bits of a radio...

She tells me that you are pretty much with it about 99 % of the time....

If you're into a large


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Sheets of paper and electronic copies of the sky...   4/16/2016

The size definitely matters for me...

If you're interested in a long weekend, and we are in the middle of the bed, and breakfast is not a single food item, then please let me tell you what yo


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The Fickle Times We Live In.....   4/15/2016

"Nevermind what's being said to you! Then maybe you could learn to fuck better!"

That's what I said to her as I came in her mouth after, a less than par blowjob.....

"Didn't you lear


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The case of my missing twix bars....   4/15/2016

The first time in total, and in my hands I left a little bit of a mess.....

It was just then, when, she was going through my emails that i have sent here and there.....

So, I said to


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Thick pancakes with strawberries and whipped cream   4/7/2016

The other day, i decided to take a drive around, and I pulled in to this night club on the avenue. They have good plays there sometimes.

So, I am watching the show, and as I do this very attr


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Somewhere in Nevada...   4/7/2016

Going back home overnight in a 747 is seemingly random, and sometimes a so, so, idea after the endeavors that you sometimes encounter as you travel.... I was so very quick to judge the the occupation


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The Fickle Times We Live In.....   3/15/2016

"Never mind what's being said to you! Then maybe you could learn to fuck better!"

That's what I said to her, as I came in her mouth after, a less than par blowjob.....

"Didn't you le


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Right time, right place?!!   3/15/2016

I'm in this very dirty place, right. Just stroking my cock here. As soon as I get in to it, this guy walks in and says, wow nice cock, it's so big!! So I say, what would you like to do with it? He say


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Fighting technique skill...   3/12/2016

They say if he is bigger kick him in the dingding! If his cocks really huge then take a high powered rifle to it! Make sure it's a silver bullet too!! He'll defiantly feel that one!!


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The dirty dyed guy.....   3/11/2016

So I'm in this perfect neighborhood just smoking my pipe here. When, just then, this guy walks up to me, and asks me someting. He said that I got a nice pipe there can I suck it? So I say that this hu


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The Shadow Warrior and the Geisha   3/7/2016

One day, I had reached in to my coat pocket and pulled out some cash. It was $2.35. So I thought to myself, can I really just have nothing but just pocket change? So I thought that, just maybe, the ha


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
By the Weight of Our Muse.....   1/31/2016

What would you think if I was to tell you a story of angels? They are and will always be the up most important part in our lives and they protect all of us. They turn us away from what comes to the su


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Who says so?   1/31/2016

Out like a light I feel dazed by the sheer weight of the pressure felt in my chest......

I come two and see the nurse. She tells me to take it easy and don't get up quick. I ask her just how


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Relationship material   1/16/2016

I'd like to think that I had good relationships here and there. First off you must be able to make her laugh and most importantly sex has to be on her mind when she is thinking and looking at you. Yo


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
A clear vision   10/13/2015

So today was no different than the rest of these times here. Hey, guess what? I finally saw the better half of myself! Strange as that would seem, this is even stranger. I am actually a decent person


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Sweating it out   10/13/2015

Sweating can improve the look of your skin and help improve the looks of your muscle in the process. The impurities in your body can sweat out and it can improve your overall heath and appearance. So


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Food and the like.....   10/13/2015

Did you know that bananas and kiwis are an excellent source of amino acids? Pomegranate juice is also known to possibly boost your testosterone levels. Did you know that chocolate milk has zinc oxide


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Clear view of truth   10/12/2015

I just cant really imagine the attitude of that selfish little fucker that I would like to call a . One too many to drink i suppose but you should know your god damn limits. Nobody knows you as well a


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The Devil In The Moon   10/11/2015

I seem to be very afraid in these tiny moments of quiet agony. It tortures me with evil, and with voices in my head. I am looking for a way to beat back my terrible fear, and the crows just seem to da


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
Knowledge   10/11/2015

Love will eventually hasten the implicative mind. To furture release a pattern of waves through the body and then flow even deeper in the mind. Steadily upheaving the impurities that bind. Purificatio


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The Secret that Captivates   9/30/2015

There is a secret that I must share with you. So if you would, take a deep breath and close your eyes. I want you to imagine the wonders of nature that we have become accustomed to. Try to visualize t


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
I Forget Stuff Sometimes   8/15/2015

I looked up at my ceiling the other day and as I was laying there I saw what I thought to be a sliver of paint on it. I didn't pay it any attention but I noticed that it had some limbs. So obviously i


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The Spark of a Larkish Muse   8/14/2015

So many times you elude my phenomenal forte to disturb you. I become giddy at the thought of the way you glaze my essence. You appear as if I talk to a wall? That might just be so. Still, there is one


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wittyhumor 41 M
37  Articles
The Spark of a Larkish Muse   8/14/2015

So many times you elude my phenomenal forte to disturb you. I become giddy at the thought of the way you glaze my essence. You appear as if I talk to a wall? That might just be so. Still, there is one


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