1) Because you can't get to sleep 2) Make-up sex 3) Break-up sex 4) Your friend told you about a new position 5) Revenge 6) Rebound 7) Paratrooping / Bangin' for roof Nothing good on TV 9) Because you're in a hotel 10) Curiosity 11) It's raining 12) It's half-time 13) Diet / exersise 14) Celebrate recent weight loss 15) You finally get the chance to show your childhood bed some action 16) Prom night 17) You're already at their place and don't want to have to move your car 1 Show off new lingerie 19) Celebrate major victory by favorite team and/or political candidate 20) Your chance to do it in a specific location (ex: airplane, Burger King bathroom) 21) To prove we're not in a rut 22) Stress relief 23) Just shaved legs 24) Forgot to buy a birthday present 25) "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye is playing on the radio 26) Celebrating the joy of life after a near-death experience 27) Your one chance with a celebrity 2 Time an egg 29) To avoid cleaning, studiyng or doing work of any kind 30) She wants to 31) It's cold outside 32) Cheer someone up (pity) 33) Keeping up with the neighbors 34) Your roomate is out of town and you can do it on the couch 35) Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that I'm not/we're not/you're not pregnant 36) Practice 37) They have air-conditioning and you don't 3 Because he/she is from one of the countries you haven't had sex with a person from yet 39) "Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts" sex 40) Called/texted the wrong person but she was into it anyway 41) Because she looks like your superhot cousin and this is the closest it'll ever get to being okay 42) Breaking in a new apartment 43) Because he said he loves you and you're not ready to say it back yet 44) Wingman diving on the friend grenade 45) Your condoms are about to expire 46) It's getting a little hard 47) Miscommunication (Cheetos sex) 4 To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving & dental hygiene) 49) To change the subject 50) LOVE ?