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A Public Restroom Horror Story  

secret_lade 48F  
14409 posts
2/3/2022 3:16 am
A Public Restroom Horror Story


What's grosser than gross?

Walking into a restroom stall and spying used toilet paper still floating in the water.

What's grosser than that?

Using your foot to flush the toilet paper down only to have the toilet IMMEDIATELY start to overflow all over the floor.

Yah....

True story.

I'm one of those people who do not like to push that flusher with my hands, especially if it's low enough that it puts your face close to the toilet.

Egads...

No need to go there!

I've found, during this whole COVID pandemic, that people have chosen to *stop* flushing toilets in public restrooms.

I've witnessed it first hand.

They'll head into a stall, most likely hover over the seat, do what they need to do, and vacate that stall as fast as humanly possible.... Sanitizer bottle already in their hand before they leave the restroom without washing their hands.

I'm sure the theory is, if they don't touch anything, they can't catch anything.

But, here's the thing.....

You just left a mess for the next person who uses that restroom, you nasty Bitch. Sanitizer is great any everything, but I think I'd prefer to use the hands free sink to wash those disgusting hands.

If she's not washing her hands after going to the bathroom..... Chances are, she's not washing her hands ever.

Yikes!

So, there I was, toilet overflowing, stumbling to catch my balance as I quickly backed up and attempted to exit the stall.

The stall with the broken lock.

The lock spun in my hand while the locking pin remained where it was, leaving me locked inside with the ever encroaching toilet water.

Fantastic!

It was a real Incredible Hulk moment when I started banging on the stall door, at first hoping to catch the attention of a passer by, then noticing it was vibrating the locking pin back to the open position.

It was right at the moment that I had busted free, stall door flying open and me bursting forth, that one of my coworkers had heard my banging and entered the restroom.

"Woooaaaahhhhh!"

She gasped a little and stepped back.

"Oh My God! The toilet is overflowing and I was trapped in there! I thought they fixed that lock?!?"

The look of shock on her face was priceless.

Can't wait to hear about this as it cycles through the office rumor mill.

Ugh!

Until then....

Happy Thursday!

secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 11:06 pm

    Quoting 1FriendlyOne69:
    That was gross but very funny! I'm the same, I don't use my hands to flush(shoes!). You're right about people not washing their hands...so gross!! I don't understand why people don't wash their hands! What other personal hygiene issues does this person have? hmm
I picked the flushing thing up as a kid, my grandma would always say "don't use your hands". I can't even imagine not washing my hands....


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 11:00 pm

I don't think it's possible to *not* have horrifying restroom stories. LOL


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:57 pm

    Quoting MrRareity:
    I really do love reading your blog when I'm having my coffee. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when that happened. I hate to say this but it could only happen to you. I can only imagine being a woman using a public restroom. It makes you wonder how or why they call them restrooms because you surely don't rest there because of the cleanliness of them. Hopefully it's fixed by now so it doesn't happen again to you. So when are you going on tour?
I really did feel like the Incredible Hulk when I burst out of that stall. LOL Slide on over Bruce Banner.... There's a new Hulk in town! I'm just glad I didn't rip out of my clothes, I was wearing my pink sweater, it's my favorite. Ha


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:54 pm

    Quoting HughJardon62:
    Wow! What a stack-up of things going wrong. Having an episode like yours would make me want to go home & go to bed for the rest of the day. Just to be safe!

    What you experienced is the reason that I always flush first, just to make sure things are flowing well. THEN I take care of my business.

    Good luck with the gossip mill. Maybe you can spin this into one of those, "I meant to do that" situations!
So far, so good.... Aside from the coworker who witnessed my escape, I don't think anyone else is in the know.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:47 pm

After seeing some of the stuff I've seen, I'm glad you aren't one too!


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:47 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Sounds like a Freddie Krueger sequel..."Nightmare on Turd Street"

    Hopefully a better day...
Yikes! Imagine all the sequels yet to come! Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:46 pm

    Quoting elderberry50:
    I learned something about my male friend. We went into a public toilet out in the desertt, and he got hard in an instant. He told me he get images of many cocks peing and being stroked in a public toilet. When he was little apparently he has seen quite a few cocks peing ect. It really turned him on to the point he was stroking and wanted to suck me. And yes that happened and I watched him shoot a big cum. Different for me , satisyfying for him.
I think that may have made me uncomfortable if I'd been in that situation.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:42 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    Sometimes I think its easier to just go outside behind a bush.
    Lysol is your friend.
It's probably a lot more sanitary to use the bush these days! LOL I started keeping lysol in my office when all the COVID stuff started but I still only use it once in a while. The wipes are way more handy, I just wipe my office down once a week.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:39 pm

    Quoting notsure1949:
    unfortunately, it can happen in the best shopping malls too
I think some people are just gross in general. It's always the ones I wouldn't expect to be that way that truly are.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:34 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    I have to agree with you nothing worse when you have to go. I was in a bar and the stand up urinal is filled up someone's in the stall on the phone so the next best thing the sink I had to go. Turn on the water and washed the sink after it's all going into the same place. Walked out told the owner that he has a problem in the men's room.
I immediately went back to my office and put in a ticket to get that door fixed, again! I absolutely hate using the restrooms at work to begin with, it's stuff like this that only cements my deep seated dislike of the whole experience.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:30 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I think we need to have a camera crew start following you around 24/7 to catch all of the weird/funny/horrifying shit that happens to you! Yeah, it will be a bit intrusive, but just think of all the money you'll make from having the world view some of events you describe to us!
Wouldn't that be interesting! LOL The birds eye view of food falling on my chest during lunch.... Awkward conversations..... The long, drawn out moments where I stand in front of the vending machine trying to talk myself out of buying a Mt Dew, then buy one anyway.... Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:21 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Which one of you looked the more flushed?
Probably me! LOL Instead of mean and green I was red and angry. LOL


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 10:20 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    And more comments on the "Other side": not so crowded!!
I'll have to pop over and take a look!


lonlyforlove2 79M  
32704 posts
2/3/2022 9:08 pm

And more comments on the "Other side": not so crowded!!

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
2/3/2022 11:54 am

Which one of you looked the more flushed?


pagancountrygirl 64F  
6466 posts
2/3/2022 11:12 am

I think we need to have a camera crew start following you around 24/7 to catch all of the weird/funny/horrifying shit that happens to you! Yeah, it will be a bit intrusive, but just think of all the money you'll make from having the world view some of events you describe to us!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


69ereatwetpussy 59M  
6784 posts
2/3/2022 9:01 am

I have to agree with you nothing worse when you have to go. I was in a bar and the stand up urinal is filled up someone's in the stall on the phone so the next best thing the sink I had to go. Turn on the water and washed the sink after it's all going into the same place. Walked out told the owner that he has a problem in the men's room.


notsure1949 73M  
10657 posts
2/3/2022 7:10 am

unfortunately, it can happen in the best shopping malls too


positively4you 72F  
4605 posts
2/3/2022 7:06 am

Sometimes I think its easier to just go outside behind a bush.
Lysol is your friend.


elderberry50 71M
118 posts
2/3/2022 6:58 am

I learned something about my male friend. We went into a public toilet out in the desertt, and he got hard in an instant. He told me he get images of many cocks peing and being stroked in a public toilet. When he was little apparently he has seen quite a few cocks peing ect. It really turned him on to the point he was stroking and wanted to suck me. And yes that happened and I watched him shoot a big cum. Different for me , satisyfying for him.


benard69 64M/64F  
6298 posts
2/3/2022 5:33 am

Sounds like a Freddie Krueger sequel..."Nightmare on Turd Street"

Hopefully a better day...


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/3/2022 5:29 am

I'm glad I'm not a toilet cleaner!


HughJardon62 60M

2/3/2022 5:25 am

Wow! What a stack-up of things going wrong. Having an episode like yours would make me want to go home & go to bed for the rest of the day. Just to be safe!

What you experienced is the reason that I always flush first, just to make sure things are flowing well. THEN I take care of my business.

Good luck with the gossip mill. Maybe you can spin this into one of those, "I meant to do that" situations!

I'm a standard member, so normal messaging doesn't work.
But we can chat on my blog, "We Can Talk Here"


MrRareity 62M  
4589 posts
2/3/2022 5:04 am

I really do love reading your blog when I'm having my coffee. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when that happened. I hate to say this but it could only happen to you. I can only imagine being a woman using a public restroom. It makes you wonder how or why they call them restrooms because you surely don't rest there because of the cleanliness of them. Hopefully it's fixed by now so it doesn't happen again to you. So when are you going on tour?

We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious


EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
2/3/2022 4:49 am

Oh noooo, that sounds like a nightmare I had recently.

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


1FriendlyOne69 61M
18 posts
2/3/2022 4:46 am

That was gross but very funny! I'm the same, I don't use my hands to flush(shoes!). You're right about people not washing their hands...so gross!! I don't understand why people don't wash their hands! What other personal hygiene issues does this person have? hmm


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
2/3/2022 3:17 am

What's grosser than gross?

Walking into a restroom stall and spying used toilet paper still floating in the water.

What's grosser than that?

Using your foot to flush the toilet paper down only to have the toilet IMMEDIATELY start to overflow all over the floor.

Yah....

True story.

I'm one of those people who do not like to push that flusher with my hands, especially if it's low enough that it puts your face close to the toilet.

Egads...

No need to go there!

I've found, during this whole COVID pandemic, that people have chosen to *stop* flushing toilets in public restrooms.

I've witnessed it first hand.

They'll head into a stall, most likely hover over the seat, do what they need to do, and vacate that stall as fast as humanly possible.... Sanitizer bottle already in their hand before they leave the restroom without washing their hands.

I'm sure the theory is, if they don't touch anything, they can't catch anything.

But, here's the thing.....

You just left a mess for the next person who uses that restroom, you nasty Bitch. Sanitizer is great any everything, but I think I'd prefer to use the hands free sink to wash those disgusting hands.

If she's not washing her hands after going to the bathroom..... Chances are, she's not washing her hands ever.

Yikes!

So, there I was, toilet overflowing, stumbling to catch my balance as I quickly backed up and attempted to exit the stall.

The stall with the broken lock.

The lock spun in my hand while the locking pin remained where it was, leaving me locked inside with the ever encroaching toilet water.

Fantastic!

It was a real Incredible Hulk moment when I started banging on the stall door, at first hoping to catch the attention of a passer by, then noticing it was vibrating the locking pin back to the open position.

It was right at the moment that I had busted free, stall door flying open and me bursting forth, that one of my coworkers had heard my banging and entered the restroom.

"Woooaaaahhhhh!"

She gasped a little and stepped back.

"Oh My God! The toilet is overflowing and I was trapped in there! I thought they fixed that lock?!?"

The look of shock on her face was priceless.

Can't wait to hear about this as it cycles through the office rumor mill.

Ugh!

Until then....

Happy Thursday!


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