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What are we reading
Those that makes me go hmmmmm


saddletrampsask 60F

11/3/2008 3:25 pm

Agreed..I had alot of female hostility on my last post..ouch I am stil licking my wounds on that one


rm_mm0206 74F
7758 posts
11/3/2008 10:19 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhh . my favorite sport
coed nekkid leg humping

I know you are just teasing me Tall

ok if this is the beginner exercises, when can I graduate to the novice and advanced stage?

be well.....Darlin
tender hugs...m.


cyberlottaliks 65M

11/3/2008 10:35 pm

A Small List Of Haters Running Around Loose On This Site, This Post Is Very Good Reading

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WonDumFok 58M
25277 posts
11/3/2008 10:50 pm

I dunno if this is a sign that women are mean... or that women are getting smarter either way it's Fok'in scary

Won


Hey, after they call the results tomorrw night be ready, I'll be swinging by with Air Force Won to pick you up for the celebration


.


digdug41 54M

11/4/2008 8:23 am

I dont know if I've ever come off that desperate in my blog TDA, it seems to me that if these fellas want to get laid that bad you can hit a bar...or the grocery store they might have more luck me I'm the intellectual type, gotta massage the brain before you can drain the vein


roaming the cyber streets of blogland


PinkRabbit38 51F

11/4/2008 8:43 am

How did I miss these gems I wonder why these guy haven't been snapped up yet


Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


rm_mm0206 74F
7758 posts
11/4/2008 10:24 am

digdug41:
me, I'm the intellectual type,
gotta massage the brain before you can drain the vein



that put you in the top 10%...

.....m.


rm_loveslilies 55F
36204 posts
11/4/2008 11:45 am



If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


LailaLoca 60F  
2120 posts
11/5/2008 12:39 am

Does he have candy??? Maybe I have come posts combined. I'll just go to Wal-Mart for the marked down Halloween candy.


Laila


Bling Bling All my Bling Here Extra Info and
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Her_own 48F
Hottest Sex Site for Couples

Perhaps It's A Plague...The Women Have Turned Mean In Here  

rm_talldarkavg1 111M
12337 posts
11/2/2008 3:54 am
Perhaps It's A Plague...The Women Have Turned Mean In Here

As Blogville's self-appointed Goodwill Ambassador, and part-time tongue depressor model, I have been cruising our streets and sort of getting a feel for what is happening in our town. I have stumbled into a shocking discovery my friends. Shocking.

Against everything I once believed, I fear that the women of our beautiful little town may have become mean and hard-nosed. So coldhearted in fact, that no matter how charming a man may be...the women are simply unwilling to give him a chance. I know this is hard to believe, that's why I brought evidence.

Case in point number one: this blog has been up a day and a half and has NO comments.
Wut's wit the biotches up in here? I go to chat and tell them I'm married and my wife don't understnd me or give me wut I needs. I put a pic of my dic on my profile to show how hot I am and explain I'm married and my wife is bitchy. Is this some kind of fake site to get money??? Don't nobody fuck up in here?

Now if this doesn't make you want to run over and hump his forehead I don't know what to tell you. Honest, thoughtful, inquisitive, and up front...yet NO comments.

Alas, the above is not just an isolated incident. Here is another heartfelt plea:
FUCK YOU!!!! IF YOU DON'T WANTA FUCK GO GET OFF HERE!!!! DON'T BE SHOWIN NO PUSSY SHOTS AND NOT ANSWER EMAIL!!!! I'M A GOOD FUCK AND YOULL NEVER KNOW!!!!

I don't know about you...but I'm wet. This poor fellow can't understand women either. He's up front with his OCD, explains his sexual skill level, speaks in a tone that assures hearing impaired ladies can get the message, AND predicts the future. Total package if you ask me. Again, NO comments.

Talk about pouring your heart out...grab a tissue and read these entries:
Phone Nov 1, 2008 11:17 pm
Mood: horny, 5 Views
anyone want to talk dirty on the phone?
0 Comments
Tahoe Nov 1, 2008 11:16 pm
Mood: horny, 4 Views
anyone want some tahoe sex
0 Comments
SEX Nov 1, 2008 11:15 pm
Mood: horny, 4 Views
is anyone in tahoe that wants to be fucked
0 Comments
Somebody Nov 1, 2008 11:13 pm
Mood: horny, 4 Views
need to be fucked
0 Comments
Sex Nov 1, 2008 11:12 pm
Mood: bored, 4 Views
need it soon
0 Comments
pics Nov 1, 2008 11:08 pm
Mood: bored, 4 Views
naughty pics 4 pics
0 Comments
Sex Nov 1, 2008 11:08 pm
Mood: kinky, 4 Views
im willing to do anything right now
0 Comments
Sex Nov 1, 2008 11:05 pm
Mood: horny, 9 Views
im so horney
2 Comments
MILFS Nov 1, 2008 10:26 pm
Mood: horny, 4 Views
If theres any milfs in my town i avalible all night tonight for fucking.
0 Comments
Sex Nov 1, 2008 10:24 pm
Mood: horny, 4 Views
I would love a latina for sex.
0 Comments


This just might be a fellow in need. Obviously adaptable, willing to share, curious, and has a phone! 10 blog entries in 53 minutes. Need I add stick-to-itness? Sadly, even after these heart wrenching pleas...NO comments.

The you have it Blogville. The evidence is in. Women here must be mean.


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sensualsatiation 112F
4789 posts
11/2/2008 4:31 am



By wet I'm sure you must mean the tears tracking your cheeks, huh!


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 5:39 am

    Quoting sensualsatiation:


    By wet I'm sure you must mean the tears tracking your cheeks, huh!
Oh yea...that too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 5:40 am

    Quoting  :

Good point. I forgot that fact. Especially on Sunday and Thanksgiving.

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Baltasar45 61M
9207 posts
11/2/2008 5:43 am

If these guys worked on their spelling, it might do wonders. Many ladies on here use spelling mistakes as an excuse for not having wild, promiscious sex.

<- Profile photo courtesy of Bonding with coworkers


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 5:43 am

    Quoting  :

You bring up a valid point. I will keep monitoring the events at hand and see if things improve after the chocolate OD's wear off. I think you have a female computer and had better hurry and give it some chocolate. Actually, you are the third comment but your computer refused to accept that. Hmm, another possible explanation. The NSA planting female computers in Blogville.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 5:49 am

    Quoting Baltasar45:
    If these guys worked on their spelling, it might do wonders. Many ladies on here use spelling mistakes as an excuse for not having wild, promiscious sex. /:>
Those wenches! It's always something. Thank you for pointing this out. There you have it guys, want to have wild immediate sex? Work on your splling!

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papyrina 56F
21123 posts
11/2/2008 5:52 am

definitely prefers chocolate to a guy


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


Delicious_Darla 33F
3521 posts
11/2/2008 5:55 am

I agree...we vagina folk are all bitches

Darla

Come visit my blog Delicious_Darla ...I'm sure you won't regret it!


NeonRain2 57F
1822 posts
11/2/2008 6:04 am

    Quoting  :

Ummm excuse me, sir....I am a woman...and I am always awake before 6am...it's usually the man I wore out the night before that is sleeping til noon

It must either be UR spellimg or lack of chocolate...or you just might be reading the wrong damn blogs!!

Have a throbbing, wet, sticky day


beadchick 60F

11/2/2008 6:19 am

you forgot thte onew I saw yesterday that wanted to know was this a dating site or what? he doesn't have TIME for dates/meals & such. He is BUSY & just needs to have the sex, that's all!(I'm not sure he even wanted anytalking during sais sex, even!)


beadchick 60F

11/2/2008 6:28 am

P/S it seems mr man I refferred to has written a Part 2 to his blog. It also seems he didn't care for my answer to just hire a pro if he wanted sex on call so he deleted my comment!After all he has been on here since SEPTEMBER & hasn't gotten laid yet!


rm_Mz_Mrx 56F
137 posts
11/2/2008 6:35 am



I'd like to keep my "beetchy" veneer for such bastions of manhood, if you don't mind.

However, since they won't get past my first sentence because I've already appeased their hubris, they won't read the below written to them:

I understand that 99Flavors.com has the tag line on it's sign up page: It's free and get laid (paraphrasing because it's before noon and I'm sleep-typing and can't remember), but just because it promises that you'll get laid doesn't mean it's my job to hold up to the site's promise to you. And yes, I do know how self-centered this next statement will be, but if you don't meet what I am seeking, I am going to move on. I am not here to get you off, give you what you are looking for, or take care of your needs. I am here to find someone who meets what I am seeking. I don't rip you a new one if you don't meet what I am searching. I truly don't need you to do that if I am not meeting yours.

But, the cool thing is, that you're such the buffet of manliness that someone as idiotic and selfish as myself is only a blip on the monitor of all the women who are going to be at your front door, ripping their clothes off at your just opening the door to them.


rm_swallow22us 69M/51F
1599 posts
11/2/2008 6:57 am

I'll have to ask Me lady ((((((Skye the First))))) and Ruler of All She exhumes (priestess of death an all that) whether or not I should comment on the women of blog ville. Cause like she's Mean and I really don't want her to get my dick caught in my zipper AGAIN.

As always
Swallow


rm_mm0206 74F
7758 posts
11/2/2008 7:11 am

Damn !!
... and all this time I have that left over chocolate candy

excuse me I am feeling a bit moist just thinking about having that creamy stuff in my mouth......

NOT

tender hugs...m.


rm_mm0206 74F
7758 posts
11/2/2008 7:12 am

oh ...oh...oh my
I over slept ...again...

I didnt get to be the first commenter...
could be because I woke up at 5:30 thinkin it was Monday Morning...

Those time zones across the pond cheat

another tender hug.......m.


rm_mm0206 74F
7758 posts
11/2/2008 7:18 am

ohhhhhhhh ........TDA!!

you look Mahvelous this morning Darlin

tender hugs....
hey that chocolate is makin me feel frisky...
uhhh ya know amorous

oh wait thats not unusual

have a terrific Sunday,TallDarkandneverwillbeAverageone
K3
I am takin my chocolate and going back to bed
...m.


hippiechick1967 58F
13154 posts
11/2/2008 7:30 am

No, you're wrong. It's our 'time of the month.' Hanging around in Blogville, we naturally all start to get 'our friend' at the same time. He'll probably get lots of responses in 5 days or so.

Elevate me...


rm_skyeone2 69M/51F
7177 posts
11/2/2008 8:07 am

I prefer to think of myself as having standards that need to be met as opposed to being mean, but I can totally see how boys such as those you have posted here would think I'm mean. Whiners, beggars, and bitchers are beneath me, and should be below the standards of any woman who is confindent in who she is. As it is, these boys you've displayed here make me laugh, considering they think they're worth something to anyone!


Blessed Be


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 8:07 am

    Quoting papyrina:
    definitely prefers chocolate to a guy
Papy...you're just mean. BTW, I have a fresh box of chocolates...

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 8:09 am

Huh, what about West Vagina folk? Them too?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 8:11 am

    Quoting NeonRain2:
    Ummm excuse me, sir....I am a woman...and I am always awake before 6am...it's usually the man I wore out the night before that is sleeping til noon

    It must either be UR spellimg or lack of chocolate...or you just might be reading the wrong damn blogs!!

    Have a throbbing, wet, sticky day
Alrighty then. Note to self: DO NOT go out with Neon if I have morning plans.

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papyrina 56F
21123 posts
11/2/2008 8:18 am

    Quoting rm_talldarkavg1:
    Papy...you're just mean. BTW, I have a fresh box of chocolates...
if we cuddle up,can we share them


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 10:38 am

    Quoting beadchick:
    you forgot thte onew I saw yesterday that wanted to know was this a dating site or what? he doesn't have TIME for dates/meals & such. He is BUSY & just needs to have the sex, that's all!(I'm not sure he even wanted anytalking during sais sex, even!)
My point exactly.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 10:39 am

    Quoting beadchick:
    P/S it seems mr man I refferred to has written a Part 2 to his blog. It also seems he didn't care for my answer to just hire a pro if he wanted sex on call so he deleted my comment!After all he has been on here since SEPTEMBER & hasn't gotten laid yet!
See there!

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 1:36 pm

    Quoting rm_Mz_Mrx:


    I'd like to keep my "beetchy" veneer for such bastions of manhood, if you don't mind.

    However, since they won't get past my first sentence because I've already appeased their hubris, they won't read the below written to them:

    I understand that 99Flavors.com has the tag line on it's sign up page: It's free and get laid (paraphrasing because it's before noon and I'm sleep-typing and can't remember), but just because it promises that you'll get laid doesn't mean it's my job to hold up to the site's promise to you. And yes, I do know how self-centered this next statement will be, but if you don't meet what I am seeking, I am going to move on. I am not here to get you off, give you what you are looking for, or take care of your needs. I am here to find someone who meets what I am seeking. I don't rip you a new one if you don't meet what I am searching. I truly don't need you to do that if I am not meeting yours.

    But, the cool thing is, that you're such the buffet of manliness that someone as idiotic and selfish as myself is only a blip on the monitor of all the women who are going to be at your front door, ripping their clothes off at your just opening the door to them.
I think that says it all! Hell, just reading it made my penis shrink 3 inches. I now have a vagina.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 1:38 pm

    Quoting rm_swallow22us:
    I'll have to ask Me lady ((((((Skye the First))))) and Ruler of All She exhumes (priestess of death an all that) whether or not I should comment on the women of blog ville. Cause like she's Mean and I really don't want her to get my dick caught in my zipper AGAIN.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here...I'm thinking you're 50% closer to that zipper than before you walked in.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 1:39 pm

    Quoting rm_mm0206:
    Damn !!
    ... and all this time I have that left over chocolate candy

    excuse me I am feeling a bit moist just thinking about having that creamy stuff in my mouth......

    NOT

    tender hugs...m.
Hold on...I'm making popcorn before I read your next comment.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 1:41 pm

    Quoting rm_mm0206:
    oh ...oh...oh my
    I over slept ...again...

    I didnt get to be the first commenter...
    could be because I woke up at 5:30 thinkin it was Monday Morning...

    Those time zones across the pond cheat

    another tender hug.......m.
I'm telling you...another couple of those tender hugs and I'm going to need a Kleenex.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 1:43 pm

    Quoting rm_mm0206:
    ohhhhhhhh ........TDA!!

    you look Mahvelous this morning Darlin

    tender hugs....
    hey that chocolate is makin me feel frisky...
    uhhh ya know amorous

    oh wait thats not unusual

    have a terrific Sunday,TallDarkandneverwillbeAverageone
    K3
    I am takin my chocolate and going back to bed
    ...m.
Was it good for you?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 1:49 pm

    Quoting  :

Let me try to shed some light on the male thought process. First, sniff some glue or something and try to drop 200 I.Q. points. Next,let's take the following sentence, "How are you this evening?" Now translate it into male. "My penis my penis my penis. Me me me." There you have it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 1:52 pm

    Quoting rm_skyeone2:
    I prefer to think of myself as having standards that need to be met as opposed to being mean, but I can totally see how boys such as those you have posted here would think I'm mean. Whiners, beggars, and bitchers are beneath me, and should be below the standards of any woman who is confindent in who she is. As it is, these boys you've displayed here make me laugh, considering they think they're worth something to anyone!
And people wonder what kind of man goes to hookers.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 1:53 pm

    Quoting papyrina:
    if we cuddle up,can we share them
If we cuddled up...you could have them all because I'd pass out.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 1:57 pm

    Quoting newaroundhere64:
    Well c'mon, tall! Get real. I mean, those posts were written on a Saturday night between 10:24 and 11:17 in the evening. Bitches already be fucking and shit by then! Now, if these were posted on a Tuesday night, well, he might have a different outcome.

    Beadychick's guy has been here since September and hasn't gotten laid yet? Is that September of THIS year? Sheesh! What's his hurry?

    @ West Vagina.
I know. This guy's harping about a few weeks. Hell I'm like the East Slobovian condor. I go 9 years between sexual encounters. But I must say...those 3 or 4 seconds are worth the wait.

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rm_mm0206 74F
7758 posts
11/2/2008 2:36 pm

uhhh ....
just doin my part to promote the next VP or sometimes known as #2
yeah,
#2 on the ticket but #1 in our hearts

tight hugs...oops sorry

lessee something less cuddly.....
hmmm
how about
best regards.........wtf does that mean?

oh well........m.


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 4:24 pm

    Quoting  :

And who can blame you?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 4:26 pm

    Quoting  :

Wouldn't mind reading this one myself.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 4:27 pm

    Quoting  :



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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 4:28 pm

    Quoting rm_mm0206:
    uhhh ....
    just doin my part to promote the next VP or sometimes known as #2
    yeah,
    #2 on the ticket but #1 in our hearts

    tight hugs...oops sorry

    lessee something less cuddly.....
    hmmm
    how about
    best regards.........wtf does that mean?

    oh well........m.
Nah, too detached. Let's stick with leg humping.

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rm_Mz_Mrx 56F
137 posts
11/2/2008 4:58 pm

Mmm... leg humping...

Must be what makes those 3 to 4 seconds between each 9 years worth it all.

Have to say, that kind of time line kicks even the cicada in the ass. You're one bad ass M-f'er, I must say


rm_ShyUTGal 62F
11101 posts
11/2/2008 9:07 pm

Women are mean? Well with the brain bending artistry of those come-ons, I'm shocked. Some of them would lead a woman to celibacy permanently.

Of course, those awfully needy men (horrible what a case of blue balls does to a fella -- really ) ...those men can always go cruise those 25 year old every culture but normal; sex 'bots and leave the real women to rot. I mean why put up with the biotches when you can have perfection in a scam?

and for that gent above: "May have something to do with browsing blogs with the rising sun. Everybody knows women sleep til noon"
Pfui to youie louie! SOME women GET to sleep til noon. Housewomen in Utah are up with the fruckin' rising sun, washing, cleaning and cooking. Who has time to cruise a blog/chatroom/horny email?? Maybe that's why we're mean...we just didn't check in and dirty clothes and scrubbing a toilet just takes all the sexiness out of us!


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 9:58 pm

    Quoting rm_Mz_Mrx:
    Mmm... leg humping...

    Must be what makes those 3 to 4 seconds between each 9 years worth it all.

    Have to say, that kind of time line kicks even the cicada in the ass. You're one bad ass M-f'er, I must say
Thank you. I practice an ancient Chinese Art of Sexual Gratification. It's called Kum-Fu.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 9:59 pm

    Quoting  :

Clever girl!

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 10:04 pm

    Quoting  :

If you have trouble being mean...try this. Secretly pluck 4 or 5 nose hairs at once. Trust me, after that experience you can bite the head off a chipmonk with a clear conscience.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 10:07 pm

    Quoting  :

Luke my son!

If I have told you and your brother once, I've told you a 1000 times...Funbag motorboating is ALWAYS reserved for Valentine's Day. Great to see you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/2/2008 10:08 pm

    Quoting rm_ShyUTGal:
    Women are mean? Well with the brain bending artistry of those come-ons, I'm shocked. Some of them would lead a woman to celibacy permanently.

    Of course, those awfully needy men (horrible what a case of blue balls does to a fella -- really ) ...those men can always go cruise those 25 year old every culture but normal; sex 'bots and leave the real women to rot. I mean why put up with the biotches when you can have perfection in a scam?

    and for that gent above: "May have something to do with browsing blogs with the rising sun. Everybody knows women sleep til noon"
    Pfui to youie louie! SOME women GET to sleep til noon. Housewomen in Utah are up with the fruckin' rising sun, washing, cleaning and cooking. Who has time to cruise a blog/chatroom/horny email?? Maybe that's why we're mean...we just didn't check in and dirty clothes and scrubbing a toilet just takes all the sexiness out of us!
I get green balls. Maybe I ought to have that looked into??

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/3/2008 1:31 pm

    Quoting  :

Doesn't matter Huny. Give these fellows a shot and they'd jog to your house!

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/3/2008 1:33 pm

    Quoting  :

I always thought geeks were mean. Look at Pee Wee Herman...Bill Gates...Shemp.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/3/2008 1:34 pm

    Quoting  :

May the force be with your.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/3/2008 1:36 pm

    Quoting  :

I don't blame you! Before I type anything in here, I slip on a big ole condom. Sure, it interferes with my vision and I can't breathe well, but hey...why take risks?

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SverigesAngel 58F
17328 posts
11/3/2008 3:19 pm


Well, he DID get 2 comments!



11/5/2008 4:31 pm

all I can say is "consider the source"!



Her_Own


Laydee2020 44F

11/5/2008 5:20 pm



We are some mean fuckin bitches aren't we?

*big eyeroll*


gmn52 66M

11/5/2008 5:35 pm

Why didn't somebody tell me when I was a kid that I should learn to spell?


umassdartmouth 60M

11/5/2008 8:48 pm

I thought woman were always mean?


Honeyblondelocks 54F

11/5/2008 9:38 pm



Squishy hug and a big kiss for that!!!!!!!

Thank you SO much!!!!


Honeyblonde L.


rm_regnglad 39M
3012 posts
11/5/2008 10:37 pm

Point well made

But I´ve just got to ask you if your pic is real since it looks an awful lot like a certain british actor to me, Michael York I believe is his name?


ElyriaWolf 58F
4443 posts
11/6/2008 8:13 am

I admit to being a mean, evil, nasty, rotten, cruel, cold-hearted bitch...

I also have standards... and one of them is that one needs must be intelligent enough so that I am not left wishing that breathing was not an autonomic reflex...


__Maria__ 57F  
8252 posts
11/6/2008 12:39 pm

PMS time??



~~~*I* only blog for entertainment and for practicing my Inglés~~~


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:35 pm

Woohoo

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:36 pm

    Quoting saddletrampsask:
    Agreed..I had alot of female hostility on my last post..ouch I am stil licking my wounds on that one
(deep sigh) What I wouldn't give for a good wound licking...

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:38 pm

    Quoting  :

I did go to look it up. I got side tracked and ended up forgetting what I was doing. There's a real shocker.

Was I finished?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:40 pm

    Quoting rm_mm0206:
    Ohhhhhhhhhh . my favorite sport
    coed nekkid leg humping

    I know you are just teasing me Tall

    ok if this is the beginner exercises, when can I graduate to the novice and advanced stage?

    be well.....Darlin
    tender hugs...m.
Thank God I kept up on my Kegels! OK, let the advanced class begin.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:44 pm

    Quoting cyberlottaliks:
    A Small List Of Haters Running Around Loose On This Site, This Post Is Very Good Reading

    [post 1661277]
I'll get right over and read about haters as soon as I finished this article on Venutian cockroaches mind controlling pre-op left-handed hermaphrodites. In broad daylight yet.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:46 pm

    Quoting WonDumFok:
    I dunno if this is a sign that women are mean... or that women are getting smarter either way it's Fok'in scary

    Won


    Hey, after they call the results tomorrw night be ready, I'll be swinging by with Air Force Won to pick you up for the celebration
Nah...just mean. They've always been smart.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:48 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    I dont know if I've ever come off that desperate in my blog TDA, it seems to me that if these fellas want to get laid that bad you can hit a bar...or the grocery store they might have more luck me I'm the intellectual type, gotta massage the brain before you can drain the vein
drain the vein? I don't know about the grocery store or a bar. I'm thinking more along the lines of a mortuary or hair transplant clinic.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:51 pm

    Quoting PinkRabbit38:
    How did I miss these gems I wonder why these guy haven't been snapped up yet
I can begin emailing my findings to you. I had a list of 10 and chose these 3. The others were quite noteworthy as well.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:52 pm

    Quoting rm_mm0206:
    digdug41:
    me, I'm the intellectual type,
    gotta massage the brain before you can drain the vein



    that put you in the top 10%...

    .....m.
Come on...that was good...move him into the Top 5%.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:53 pm

what?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:57 pm

    Quoting  :

don't be intimidated. These guys are like everybody else, they eat like us, breathe like us, and get dressed like us. Except it takes them longer to get their shirts over those really big heads.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:58 pm

    Quoting  :

you give good brain.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 5:59 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm lucky if mine show!

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:01 pm

    Quoting LailaLoca:
    Does he have candy??? Maybe I have come posts combined. I'll just go to Wal-Mart for the marked down Halloween candy.
Candy? Did I hear candy? You should have said something earlier. Hell for candy I'll email them.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:02 pm

    Quoting  :

Welcome. Hang with us kid, it's a laugh a minute around here. Thank you on behalf of everyone.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:03 pm

    Quoting  :

... come on...is this a form letter?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:04 pm

    Quoting Her_own:
    all I can say is "consider the source"!
Whoa...nobody told me I was going to have to think! Now my head hurts.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:06 pm

    Quoting Laydee2020:


    We are some mean fuckin bitches aren't we?

    *big eyeroll*
mean fuckin bitches–

I'm only sure about one out of the three. But I have to admit...I hope #2 is true.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:09 pm

    Quoting gmn52:
    Why didn't somebody tell me when I was a kid that I should learn to spell?
You see, this is my very point. Do women appreciate a good spit wad? No. Are they impressed by how many times the principal knocked the shit out of us? No. Mean I tell you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:10 pm

Considering that my parents reared homely children and not dummies...I can't comment on this.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:12 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm so embarrassed. Chocolates have a very short life expectancy around here. Sorry.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:14 pm

    Quoting Honeyblondelocks:


    Squishy hug and a big kiss for that!!!!!!!

    Thank you SO much!!!!

You are so welcome. I try so hard to do things like this. And I really appreciate a kiss, a hug, and the acknowledgment for my efforts.

Pssst...would somebody tell me what I did?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:20 pm

    Quoting ElyriaWolf:
    I admit to being a mean, evil, nasty, rotten, cruel, cold-hearted bitch...

    I also have standards... and one of them is that one needs must be intelligent enough so that I am not left wishing that breathing was not an autonomic reflex...
I admit to being a mean, evil, nasty, rotten, cruel, cold-hearted bitch...

I don't know, that sounded pretty charming to me. You must have your standards and never settle for anything beneath them. Everyone should! Of course, it is my extreme hope that someday I can meet a sweet attractive spiritual lady with really low standards.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:20 pm

you're talking about me aren't you?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/6/2008 6:22 pm

I missed somebody I think.

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roxy54sexy 59F
8914 posts
11/6/2008 8:20 pm

I am not mean just busy here kind of over flooded as they say.

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mag_seven 46M

11/7/2008 12:35 am

lol


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 1:32 pm

    Quoting  :

Fairy Floss? Who said anything about gay g-strings?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 1:34 pm

    Quoting roxy54sexy:
    I am not mean just busy here kind of over flooded as they say.
Like the term over flooded won't pack your email box?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 1:35 pm

    Quoting Frnds4Play:
    Thanks for the laugh. I run across those also, well who doesn't on this site and I just keep on moving, that and cock shots are a turn off and I can't think of any lady who would answer one of those ads.

    Kat
My pleasure.

Note to self: lose the dick pics

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 1:37 pm

glad you liked it

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 1:39 pm

    Quoting rm_WALawGal:
    I see my husband's been using the computer again, unsupervised.
    Dammit boy & did he have to go tell everyone he drives a Tahoe?
    Always hangin' our dirty laundry out in public...
Men...we're such a wacky lot.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 1:40 pm

    Quoting  :

me too.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 1:41 pm

Are you sure? We can be taught you know. Not easily, but it is possible.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 2:52 pm

    Quoting  :

Warriour I'll share a secret with you that works for me...hypnosis!

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 4:19 pm

    Quoting  :

watch out? If that's true...I'm heading to the Hershey factory!

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oplates 31M

11/7/2008 5:33 pm

agree


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 7:30 pm

Me too

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 9:47 pm

    Quoting Frnds4Play:
    What do I have to do to get the FREE MEMBERSHIPS!?

    Kat
The info is posted in the second blog at the top of my crap. May the Force be with you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 10:48 pm

    Quoting  :

The first step to recovery is acknowledging the issue.

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NaughtyNursey66 56F

11/7/2008 11:00 pm

some people just arent interested in messing with a married man alone. id rather play with both but if shes a bitch then your sorry ass maybe shouldnt be advertising it.!!!!


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/7/2008 11:23 pm

    Quoting NaughtyNursey66:
    some people just arent interested in messing with a married man alone. id rather play with both but if shes a bitch then your sorry ass maybe shouldnt be advertising it.!!!!
I know I'm not

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000Temptress000 62F

11/8/2008 3:59 am

Thank you neonrain2!

It's 6:51 am on a saturday morning and I'm up.
Maybe I should go back to bed and sleep til noon?

AS for women being mean....
We are a product of our environment.

Hey I'm a very nice lady but I'll tell a man off and never blink an eye.

Sweet don't equal stupid!
And yes in my world..NO means NO~


Now where's that chocolate?????


000Temptress000 62F

11/8/2008 4:03 am

    Quoting  :

You go Girl!!!!

OMG,that is so funny,I can't even type


hornydick820 36M

11/8/2008 9:52 am

this is very good lots of people made a reply


SookieStackhouse 55F

11/8/2008 3:25 pm

Oh, lord, I needed this belly laugh today!

Thanks so much! Gotta love stupid people.


rm_we_share79 43M/43F
6 posts
11/8/2008 3:34 pm

Bitches- respond mean or are judgmental

Fake-the girls who claim they are here to fuck and don't wanna

Real-upfront about what they want and what they are looking for


41spech 54F

11/8/2008 3:39 pm

I,m so entertained and amused bye this as if and am just wondering if their is one on how mean the men of this site can be. Loved it so fare and would love to see the comments on that one as well.


MsLadyMistress 64F

11/9/2008 4:00 am

Quite the little "bitch fest" going on this this blog. Whe are men ever going to learn that women have all the control. Men whine, complain and bitch and yet they always blame someone else. "shesshhh"

MsLadyMIstress - Better known as "MLM"

"Life isn't about the beginning or the ending, its about the journey that gets you from one to the other."


daddygirl56 70F

11/9/2008 9:30 am

sometimes being a bitch is all you have to hold on to.......up in here...lol


sugar4you1980 41F
5077 posts
11/9/2008 9:56 am

Behind every bitch is a man who made her that way! Seriously, if a man cannot put a little effort into at least feigning respect, he should get a blow up doll. That way if she doesn't put out . . . he can let her air out as punishment!

Just be glad you we can't bitch slap you over the internet. If anyone approached me in person the way many of the men do here . . . a bitch slap is what they would get.

Damn my parents for raising me to have self esteem!!!

The most important thing you can wear is the expression on your face!


RachelCollier01 42F

11/9/2008 1:00 pm

Men are just as mean on here.


runrig58 64M

11/9/2008 5:27 pm

Love the Monty Python quote, I'm living in Thailand and haven't heard it for years, thanks for the reminder.

Runrig58

So many pussies to lick, so little time.


sognatore0808 55F

11/9/2008 11:48 pm

I doubt its an excuse...If someone sends me a message better use that spell check

Live for Today.......Dream of Tomorrow


Leon_al_reves 40M
40 posts
11/10/2008 12:33 am

jejeje


djbigbooty 56F

11/10/2008 1:06 am

You know what, you sound as if you have emerged from the dark ages with that kinda blog. Its not cave man style on this site, your not going to be hitting us women over the heads anymore and dragging us off to have sex and face the consequences by ourselves!

The reason why some of you guys cant get lucky cos of a thing called "choice". Women are no longer waiting around for you fuckers beck and call, we are only contacting you when we want something from you fuckers. Like you already figured many of us are busy with other options vailable to us chocolates and dildos etc - and they seem a damn sight more interesting than fucking some overrated, out of shape, couldnt care less, illiterate, cant spell, couldnt string a sentence together, unromantic, tightfisted pot bellied horny bastard.
You men have learnt nothing in the last 50years that women like to be wined and dined. We dont want to hear about how your wife dosnt interest you anymore and how you just want a fuck and nothing else. You always make the same old mistake, winning and blaming a women to another woman. Not good! Complain to your mate but dont complain to another woman, its putting us down as a species. We dont like it and we wont entertain it. So maybe this explanation might go some way to answer your stupid question "why we arent up for it and why sex is no longer on tap to you all. My suggestion Mr blog master and you men, is - DEAL WITH IT!


rm_LoKiJeStEr69 32M
18 posts
11/10/2008 3:02 am

wow


rm_clover2168 58M
21 posts
11/10/2008 11:59 am

ok here goes ,just my thoughts ,yes i said mine alone,but your welcome to comment
now the good ladies of the 99Flavors.com posse have what they call a profile ,now to sum of us bloke people the only profile we know is in our own minds, ive chatted with a few and it was quite plain they appreciated me saying Hi instead of (hey want a shag )or (fancy a fuck )back to that profile thingy i mentioned earlier ,well it just hasnt been looked at ,now as a standard member unable to upgrade at present it becomes a problem ,unless at times the good people upstairs which they do allow us to check them at times for free it eliminates all the lets just message everyone and see what happens stance
now this has dragged on i,ll cut it short in brief guys approach in the right manner please and ladies please have a bit of understanding at times ,even if your a lesbian only looking for the same your still female to us blokes and remember we havnt read the profile we just cant or dont do it
p.s. please dont be too cruel with the comments


shymanlookin402 41M

11/10/2008 5:48 pm

hehe


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 12:51 am

    Quoting  :

Me sarcastic? Well yes

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 12:52 am

    Quoting 000Temptress000:
    Thank you neonrain2!

    It's 6:51 am on a saturday morning and I'm up.
    Maybe I should go back to bed and sleep til noon?

    AS for women being mean....
    We are a product of our environment.

    Hey I'm a very nice lady but I'll tell a man off and never blink an eye.

    Sweet don't equal stupid!
    And yes in my world..NO means NO~


    Now where's that chocolate?????
MMMM chocolate.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 12:54 am

    Quoting 000Temptress000:
    You go Girl!!!!

    OMG,that is so funny,I can't even type
She's a hoot.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 12:55 am

    Quoting hornydick820:
    this is very good lots of people made a reply
And lots of people didn't

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 12:56 am

    Quoting  :

Hope that stutter clears up and you get the points you need.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 12:57 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you young lady.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 12:57 am

    Quoting SookieStackhouse:
    Oh, lord, I needed this belly laugh today!

    Thanks so much! Gotta love stupid people.
You're welcome. I know I do.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 12:59 am

    Quoting rm_we_share79:
    Bitches- respond mean or are judgmental

    Fake-the girls who claim they are here to fuck and don't wanna

    Real-upfront about what they want and what they are looking for
Are you sure?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:01 am

    Quoting 41spech:
    I,m so entertained and amused bye this as if and am just wondering if their is one on how mean the men of this site can be. Loved it so fare and would love to see the comments on that one as well.
I was trying to point that out on this one.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:02 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks man

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:03 am

    Quoting  :

Men....stupid? Say it isn't so.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:04 am

    Quoting  :

My pleasure Jackie.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:06 am

    Quoting MsLadyMistress:
    Quite the little "bitch fest" going on this this blog. Whe are men ever going to learn that women have all the control. Men whine, complain and bitch and yet they always blame someone else. "shesshhh"
Guilty as charged. BTW...would you ask the ones in charge of the economy to get on the stick?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:07 am

    Quoting  :

Collecting points?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:08 am

    Quoting daddygirl56:
    sometimes being a bitch is all you have to hold on to.......up in here...lol
too cute. Thanks for the laughs.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:10 am

    Quoting sugar4you1980:
    Behind every bitch is a man who made her that way! Seriously, if a man cannot put a little effort into at least feigning respect, he should get a blow up doll. That way if she doesn't put out . . . he can let her air out as punishment!

    Just be glad you we can't bitch slap you over the internet. If anyone approached me in person the way many of the men do here . . . a bitch slap is what they would get.

    Damn my parents for raising me to have self esteem!!!
I have a feeling that some of these fellows would enjoy that too much. Could be opening a whole new can of worms.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:11 am

Far worse young lady.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:12 am

    Quoting runrig58:
    Love the Monty Python quote, I'm living in Thailand and haven't heard it for years, thanks for the reminder.
Your welcome and my sympathy. No Python...yikes.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:13 am

    Quoting  :

Warhol was right.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:14 am

    Quoting  :

I agree with both of you.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:15 am

    Quoting sognatore0808:
    I doubt its an excuse...If someone sends me a message better use that spell check
It's ok.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:16 am

10 more points and that yoyo is free isn't it?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:18 am

    Quoting djbigbooty:
    You know what, you sound as if you have emerged from the dark ages with that kinda blog. Its not cave man style on this site, your not going to be hitting us women over the heads anymore and dragging us off to have sex and face the consequences by ourselves!

    The reason why some of you guys cant get lucky cos of a thing called "choice". Women are no longer waiting around for you fuckers beck and call, we are only contacting you when we want something from you fuckers. Like you already figured many of us are busy with other options vailable to us chocolates and dildos etc - and they seem a damn sight more interesting than fucking some overrated, out of shape, couldnt care less, illiterate, cant spell, couldnt string a sentence together, unromantic, tightfisted pot bellied horny bastard.
    You men have learnt nothing in the last 50years that women like to be wined and dined. We dont want to hear about how your wife dosnt interest you anymore and how you just want a fuck and nothing else. You always make the same old mistake, winning and blaming a women to another woman. Not good! Complain to your mate but dont complain to another woman, its putting us down as a species. We dont like it and we wont entertain it. So maybe this explanation might go some way to answer your stupid question "why we arent up for it and why sex is no longer on tap to you all. My suggestion Mr blog master and you men, is - DEAL WITH IT!
I enjoyed your other comments on this post as well.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:19 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:20 am

Brief, seemingly to the point, concise. Thanks.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:21 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you so much. One tries.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:23 am

    Quoting rm_clover2168:
    ok here goes ,just my thoughts ,yes i said mine alone,but your welcome to comment
    now the good ladies of the 99Flavors.com posse have what they call a profile ,now to sum of us bloke people the only profile we know is in our own minds, ive chatted with a few and it was quite plain they appreciated me saying Hi instead of (hey want a shag )or (fancy a fuck )back to that profile thingy i mentioned earlier ,well it just hasnt been looked at ,now as a standard member unable to upgrade at present it becomes a problem ,unless at times the good people upstairs which they do allow us to check them at times for free it eliminates all the lets just message everyone and see what happens stance
    now this has dragged on i,ll cut it short in brief guys approach in the right manner please and ladies please have a bit of understanding at times ,even if your a lesbian only looking for the same your still female to us blokes and remember we havnt read the profile we just cant or dont do it
    p.s. please dont be too cruel with the comments
OK

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:24 am

    Quoting  :



feel better now?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:25 am

It's an honor to be your first comment.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:26 am

    Quoting  :

How many names do you have?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/11/2008 1:27 am

    Quoting  :

you're killing me with this photo. Where on earth did you get this?

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Scott_in_Tulsa 50M
1325 posts
11/11/2008 7:08 am

While i can appreciate the humor here, it's as the old saying goes, many a truth are said in jest.

The women on 99Flavors.com have become jaded and hard-nosed, thanks i'm sure in part to the guys you've cited above.

"We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill


cumformeagain3 59F

11/11/2008 8:34 am

I'd just like to know what Tahoe sex is. LOL!


rm_clover2168 58M
21 posts
11/11/2008 9:12 am

tahoe sex i thought that was a lake in california ,maybe its a new dogging site


cumformeagain3 59F

11/11/2008 12:20 pm

All I have to say is you people have too much time on your hands........whatever happened to good old fashioned fucking?


rm_impish_pixie 59F
6862 posts
11/11/2008 1:11 pm

I'm not mean...I'm just not stupid.

Hey...why did you fall off my watched list? I thought you'd gone back into your no-writing cave....


I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


HOPELESS901 47F

11/11/2008 11:50 pm

Maybe you're just talking to the wrong women or either you're in the wrong town! We're not all mean.


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 1:51 pm

    Quoting  :

Yikes. You didn't really get the gist of any of this did you? It is a satire. The response you cited is a satirical response as was my comment back. NOBODY on this blog attacks anyone. However, we all make fun of what needs to be made fun of...

FYI–
Sat - ire  /ˈsætaɪər/ [sat-ahyuhr]
‒noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
Origin:
1500‒10; < L satira, var. of satura medley, perh. fem. deriv. of satur sated

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 1:53 pm

    Quoting Scott_in_Tulsa:
    While i can appreciate the humor here, it's as the old saying goes, many a truth are said in jest.

    The women on 99Flavors.com have become jaded and hard-nosed, thanks i'm sure in part to the guys you've cited above.
Exactly my point young man.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 1:55 pm

me too. Come to think of it...I'd like to know what 2 person sex is.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 1:55 pm

    Quoting rm_clover2168:
    tahoe sex i thought that was a lake in california ,maybe its a new dogging site
LOL...dogging site?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 1:56 pm

    Quoting cumformeagain3:
    All I have to say is you people have too much time on your hands........whatever happened to good old fashioned fucking?
If you find the answer to that one please let me know immediately.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 1:58 pm

    Quoting rm_impish_pixie:
    I'm not mean...I'm just not stupid.

    Hey...why did you fall off my watched list? I thought you'd gone back into your no-writing cave....
my no-writing cave...you're killin me over here

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 1:59 pm

    Quoting  :

Chocolate will never let you down. I'm not smart enough to be a bartender.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 2:01 pm

    Quoting TheLilFondler:
    i wonder if any of them were the guy from philly tristate that used the pick up line "HEY ANY PITTS LADIES WANNA BE ASS TONIGHT?" yea us ladies there were mean too
say it isn't so! In all seriousness, not a single man in here–me included–knows what women go through with these morons. I just hoped a little humor might ease the pain.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 2:04 pm

    Quoting HOPELESS901:
    Maybe you're just talking to the wrong women or either you're in the wrong town! We're not all mean.
I was poking at ladies with a little satire. I will say this about the ladies I know from in here...every one of them is a gem, and each has an incredible sense of humor. Of course, not one of them would date me...but who can blame them?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 2:06 pm

    Quoting rm_The_Wenchess:
    it is that time of year again
    and we are being swamped by the
    desperate and frustrated...
    it will blow over again...
    got to feel sorry for them

Me too. Wait a minute...is this your way of telling me my stocking will be empty again this year?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 2:08 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm picking up a Bartender's Guide tomorrow.

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living_to_love08 38M

11/12/2008 4:32 pm

hm


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/12/2008 5:12 pm

hm²

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TheLilFondler 38F
2571 posts
11/12/2008 8:10 pm

    Quoting rm_talldarkavg1:
    say it isn't so! In all seriousness, not a single man in here–me included–knows what women go through with these morons. I just hoped a little humor might ease the pain.
well you had me and my husband rolling for quite a while

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/13/2008 4:20 am

    Quoting TheLilFondler:
    well you had me and my husband rolling for quite a while
My work here is finished...

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rm_clover2168 58M
21 posts
11/13/2008 1:49 pm

Buttery Nipple

Ingredients
Ingredient Amount
Butterscotch Schnapps 0.5 shot
Grenadine 1.0 drop
Irish Cream 0.5 shot

Mixing Instructions
The Butterscotch Schnapps makes up the bottom layer. The top layer of Baileys should be added using a spoon. This is a layered shot. Top with a drop of grenadine. Delicious!

Comments
This is good as a drink or a shot like it is. However if you want to add a twist try it with chocolateadded to it mmmm

thought i,d leave a suitable drink for your bartender start guide

and remember great minds think alike but fools seldom differ


rm_mm0206 74F
7758 posts
11/13/2008 2:54 pm

    Quoting rm_talldarkavg1:
    I was poking at ladies with a little satire. I will say this about the ladies I know from in here...every one of them is a gem, and each has an incredible sense of humor. Of course, not one of them would date me...but who can blame them?
ok at the risk of being lost in the avalanche .......

you never asked me....ever....
so dont go trying to be all innocent.

definition of Date:

1) A big raisin that makes you sh1t***I always just buy the juice

2)an expression of time; a day, month and year

3)anything from a simple coffee meeting to the far end of the spectrum being the horizontal mamba

4)Expiration Date
Due Date
Option Date
Application Date
Date/Time Field
Perfect Date
Date Format
Local Date
Update Date
Date Off
Termination Date
Cached Date
Date Of Separation

I would settle for a coffee date

take care....remember BR549
tender hugs...m.


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/14/2008 5:49 am

    Quoting  :

opportunity is knocking

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/14/2008 5:49 am

    Quoting  :

Hmmmm chocolate

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/14/2008 5:50 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you. We must unite.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/14/2008 5:51 am

    Quoting rm_clover2168:
    Buttery Nipple

    Ingredients
    Ingredient Amount
    Butterscotch Schnapps 0.5 shot
    Grenadine 1.0 drop
    Irish Cream 0.5 shot

    Mixing Instructions
    The Butterscotch Schnapps makes up the bottom layer. The top layer of Baileys should be added using a spoon. This is a layered shot. Top with a drop of grenadine. Delicious!

    Comments
    This is good as a drink or a shot like it is. However if you want to add a twist try it with chocolateadded to it mmmm

    thought i,d leave a suitable drink for your bartender start guide

    and remember great minds think alike but fools seldom differ
I'm writing this down. LOL, there was a setup if I ever saw one.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/14/2008 5:53 am

    Quoting rm_mm0206:
    ok at the risk of being lost in the avalanche .......

    you never asked me....ever....
    so dont go trying to be all innocent.

    definition of Date:

    1) A big raisin that makes you sh1t***I always just buy the juice

    2)an expression of time; a day, month and year

    3)anything from a simple coffee meeting to the far end of the spectrum being the horizontal mamba

    4)Expiration Date
    Due Date
    Option Date
    Application Date
    Date/Time Field
    Perfect Date
    Date Format
    Local Date
    Update Date
    Date Off
    Termination Date
    Cached Date
    Date Of Separation

    I would settle for a coffee date

    take care....remember BR549
    tender hugs...m.
Coffee it is then. How about that quaint little place one the corner?

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/14/2008 5:54 am

    Quoting  :

these shots are great. So is the fact that you slipped them past the powers to be.

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LadyLord1 56F

11/14/2008 11:10 am

May I borrow this darling to send to a male friend re his query re some women on here, some kind of Justice League, "here in blogland ... by women taking men to task for trying to approach women who are "out of their league". As per usual, this confused me so I thought that I would seek clarification ... How does one determine which league he is in? And, how does he determine if women are in or out of his "league"? Zeus forbid that a dude approach a woman who is above his strata."

Oh I like this man and he would LOVE to read your post above.

Bits of my answer to him was:

What ??? Women not being nice ??? Surely you joshing ??? (He he.)

We're just people ya know. Good bad pink purple small minded and wide. Just folks. Downright nasty we can get too.

(Conversely, when will WE women realise men are gentle deeply passionate caring considering and vulnerable critters. Just like we. And both genders take time to be just a little tiny bit more generous with each other hey? )

So there are some small-minded women folk. So what, did you think you guys had the market on that? (He he.)

Then told him about my latest sad madness re 'strange' menfolk:
the sad privilege of being smart enough to tell a lovely man (not,) that "his subtextual put downs and picking ons was not the attractive person I had thought." (From his carefully constructed blog and profile.) And so, being the Lady I am I said something along the lines of: "Byeee, lovely one, you are not for me. Good fortune etctera." That nicely put.

His reply, (an adult psychology student mind you.) "You did not even let me explain. Your loss not mine I will not lose sleep over it." (Something like that.) Then blocked all further communication like a child slamming a door or something yes? Ah dear!


So ... hardly ever happens but yes, every now and then one gets by my radar. Try what I do. Laugh and consider ourselves fortunate that we still keep a niceness and honesty to us yes?

AND have the mostly THE most darling of peoples attracted to us as a result yeay!

Byeee darling one.

Between you 'defending,' both sides and me 'defending,' both sides - we make a fabulous pair dontcha think?

Mrs Five. Hmmn. Yes. Methinks I could live with that.

Oh I could SQUISH you eat you you so damn fine on the heart and mind.

Life is measured by the number of time’s one’s soul is stirred.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


LadyLord1 56F

11/14/2008 12:35 pm

PS: All my menfolk are at the very least 40 yrs old plus.

PPS: Hey YOU. I wanted to change my response to your post cause it was way too long, and your rotten blog wouldn't let me. Now you have TWO of the darn thangs. What IS that?

Can you get rid of the longer version for me darlin? Some of the stuff included on the first one just does not apply.

Thanks. Byeee.


Life is measured by the number of time’s one’s soul is stirred.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


J_DdysBrat 60F  
27 posts
11/14/2008 3:25 pm

LMAO just what I needed today Thank you. Very well put!!


lookin4fun832008 38M

11/14/2008 4:40 pm

kudos


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/14/2008 4:54 pm

    Quoting  :

Speaking of me personally...only once every 28 days.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/14/2008 4:58 pm

    Quoting LadyLord1:
    May I borrow this darling to send to a male friend re his query re some women on here, some kind of Justice League, "here in blogland ... by women taking men to task for trying to approach women who are "out of their league". As per usual, this confused me so I thought that I would seek clarification ... How does one determine which league he is in? And, how does he determine if women are in or out of his "league"? Zeus forbid that a dude approach a woman who is above his strata."

    Oh I like this man and he would LOVE to read your post above.

    Bits of my answer to him was:

    What ??? Women not being nice ??? Surely you joshing ??? (He he.)

    We're just people ya know. Good bad pink purple small minded and wide. Just folks. Downright nasty we can get too.

    (Conversely, when will WE women realise men are gentle deeply passionate caring considering and vulnerable critters. Just like we. And both genders take time to be just a little tiny bit more generous with each other hey? )

    So there are some small-minded women folk. So what, did you think you guys had the market on that? (He he.)

    Then told him about my latest sad madness re 'strange' menfolk:
    the sad privilege of being smart enough to tell a lovely man (not,) that "his subtextual put downs and picking ons was not the attractive person I had thought." (From his carefully constructed blog and profile.) And so, being the Lady I am I said something along the lines of: "Byeee, lovely one, you are not for me. Good fortune etctera." That nicely put.

    His reply, (an adult psychology student mind you.) "You did not even let me explain. Your loss not mine I will not lose sleep over it." (Something like that.) Then blocked all further communication like a child slamming a door or something yes? Ah dear!

    So ... hardly ever happens but yes, every now and then one gets by my radar. Try what I do. Laugh and consider ourselves fortunate that we still keep a niceness and honesty to us yes?

    AND have the mostly THE most darling of peoples attracted to us as a result yeay!

    Byeee darling one.

    Between you 'defending,' both sides and me 'defending,' both sides - we make a fabulous pair dontcha think?

    Mrs Five. Hmmn. Yes. Methinks I could live with that.

    Oh I could SQUISH you eat you you so damn fine on the heart and mind.
Try as we may...men just cannot live the female experience. If we could...we probably wouldn't behave like men.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/14/2008 4:59 pm

    Quoting J_DdysBrat:
    LMAO just what I needed today Thank you. Very well put!!
My pleasure

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/14/2008 5:00 pm

    Quoting LadyLord1:
    PS: All my menfolk are at the very least 40 yrs old plus.

    PPS: Hey YOU. I wanted to change my response to your post cause it was way too long, and your rotten blog wouldn't let me. Now you have TWO of the darn thangs. What IS that?

    Can you get rid of the longer version for me darlin? Some of the stuff included on the first one just does not apply.

    Thanks. Byeee.
Did as requested

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lilmsniceNnasty 53F

11/14/2008 10:10 pm

If you would spend as much time with your wife as you do this flipping blog she mite not be so bitchy.....lm3m


LadyLord1 56F

11/15/2008 12:41 am

Re Quote TallDark & Not So Average: "Try as we may...men just cannot live the female experience. If we could...we probably wouldn't behave like men."

Er what? One very rare time I do not understand what you meant.

I was talking about both genders being human beings?

And that a little niceness goes a long way. Particularly when it may be a little bit more difficult. (As you often say yes?)

Otherwise both "sides" perpetuate the darn "sides" thang.

(And again darling ... may I send this to my friend?)

Byeee.

Life is measured by the number of time’s one’s soul is stirred.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/20/2008 5:06 pm

    Quoting  :

Gracias

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/20/2008 5:07 pm

    Quoting lilmsniceNnasty:
    If you would spend as much time with your wife as you do this flipping blog she mite not be so bitchy.....lm3m
Thank you for reading and understanding the entire blog. FYI...here's a real shocker...I'm single.

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rm_talldarkavg1 111M
10172 posts
11/20/2008 5:09 pm

    Quoting LadyLord1:
    Re Quote TallDark & Not So Average: "Try as we may...men just cannot live the female experience. If we could...we probably wouldn't behave like men."

    Er what? One very rare time I do not understand what you meant.

    I was talking about both genders being human beings?

    And that a little niceness goes a long way. Particularly when it may be a little bit more difficult. (As you often say yes?)

    Otherwise both "sides" perpetuate the darn "sides" thang.

    (And again darling ... may I send this to my friend?)

    Byeee.
I was too honey. I meant that NO male understands the female experience and vice versa. You can send anything of mine to anyone you wish anytime you wish.

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cumformeagain3 59F

11/25/2008 12:16 pm

    Quoting rm_talldarkavg1:
    If you find the answer to that one please let me know immediately.
I did find out the answer to that one..........the answer is here with me.........come and get it!


000Temptress000 62F

2/8/2009 1:17 pm

I really don't see any point in writing a single word in my profile.Does anyone even read it?..lol

I say no married men,POOF,10 messages from them!

I say 'NOT looking for NSA fun.POOF,I get 5 saying "Give me a call and Let's fuck tonight'

For the record,I love chocolate too!
Probably more than men.........haha
My dis-interest in the male species lately could be related to the fact that I have a bag full of toys and a better imagination than the average man?...

But hang in there guys,ther's some brainless females around here somewhere!

And I don't sleep til noon,EVER!

Take care All!


apothicvagrant 41M
99 posts
2/27/2014 9:35 am

As society is changing and the industrial jobs that the working man once used to have disappear, it is causing the roles of men and women to be reversed. Society today is becoming more geared towards women in a sense that most jobs today are centered around communication and healthcare. I have no problem with women becoming independent and working. The problem I do have is when they lose the desire to be supported from a guy not simply taken care of but supported. From that point it would appear that other than for sex, having a guy around becomes a moot point. Alternatively, some women also have bad genetic chemistry which in turn causes them to be mean or it is due to their upbringing.

All we hear is opinion and all we see is perspective, neither which are the truth.


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