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๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘€ Lawyers?
Posted:Jan 8, 2021 7:44 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2021 4:22 pm
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Here is an oldie but a goody. I posted a while back. A few folks were not happy about , but I readily admit that I find it funny. Is this funny you? Are any other occupations that strike you as funny.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.


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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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LAWYER: Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--
WITNESS: Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โคโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ How about a smooche?
Posted:Jan 7, 2021 5:57 am
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2021 5:13 pm
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I received some very good advice yesterday. It was to explore seduction. There are of course many aspects to seduction. Today lets talk about kissing and its importance or lack of importance to you. I personally love kissing, it is so important with hugs, cuddling or snuggling. I have formed an opinion (not sure how accurate), that good kissing is a sign of a mature partner, that is into love making. What makes a good kiss for you? Is kissing important to you?










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๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿ–ฑ๐ŸŽฌ Good research
Posted:Jan 6, 2021 5:46 am
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2021 3:23 pm
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Mmm that title did not come out so well. It is Sunday, time to rest. So lets just share some jokes and funny stories. Really is no subject so what ever you like, sexy, silly or informative (or as informative as a joke can be ) Here is my first offering.

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mansโ€™ penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a manโ€™s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a manโ€™s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a manโ€™s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead











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๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿฅ‚โค๏ธ Q&A ?
Posted:Jan 5, 2021 7:27 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2021 3:04 pm
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My brain is sluggish (more than usual ). I have nothing post today. So lets just open this to a Q & A ,,I mean Question and Answer not T&A . Nothing is off limits, except the obvious, real name, bank account balance, ect. So if you are female, come sit in Pals lap and ask anything you like. Guys, grab a chair and a coffee and ask away

Just some Random stuff, because I can











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๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฒ Toga time?
Posted:Jan 4, 2021 7:53 am
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2021 3:56 pm
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I don't recall when the last Toga party I was that I attended. But I do remember it was a lot of fun. I think, with the weekend just past , a Toga party should have happened. One of the reasons I enjoyed them back "in the day" was it was just silly fun, a way to blow of steam in a safe manner. Have you ever been to a Toga party? If you have not ,would you attend one, given the opportunity? Some Toga parties have lent themselves to being wild and crazy times. Please share your experience if you have.











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๐Ÿ–ฑ๐ŸŽฌ Taste of the future
Posted:Jan 3, 2021 6:06 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2021 3:31 pm
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I am noticing an increase of a behavior that surprised me at first. But a second thought makes make quite a bit of sense. It is car "bumper stickers", many with specific messages. I am, thinking that with so many limitations on interpersonal contact, many folks are trying these as an interim communication method (wow that almost sounds serious ). I try stay away from them on my vehicles. Are you a bumper sticker? If not, why not? If you are, is a specific type you like? Is a style that offends you?











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๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿ–ฑ๐ŸŽฌ ๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿฅ‚โค๏ธ Play time place?
Posted:Jan 2, 2021 8:10 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2021 3:35 pm
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KITCHEN!!! . I love playing in most parts of the home. But there is something special about the kitchen.It always seems to be the "center" of a household. I enjoy cooking and also enjoy being her helper.Is the kitchen your play ground also? Is she / he a good helper in the kitchen? Or is it off limits for your playing?










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๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜ป Lets start 2012
Posted:Jan 1, 2021 8:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2021 3:02 pm
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We made it!!! We are in 2021. It came in with a rush. It seems that there was a lot of celebration here. Fireworks all over the place last night almost kept me awake. Time to get wound up for the new year. There is so much in line for the year. I am wishing that this virus things breaks away and we get back to our regular schedules. I am going to start this New Years Day with some tom foolery, maybe a meal and a good movie. How was your New Years Eve? Did you do anything wild and crazy? How about todays plans? And how does the New Years look?










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โŽ๐Ÿ”ดโŽž โŽ๐Ÿ”ดโŽž โŽ๐Ÿ”ดโŽž New Years eve
Posted:Dec 31, 2020 7:52 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2021 4:05 pm
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Wow it is here, New Years Eve! This is probably the wildest year that I remember. The Presidential election and the virus have kept us all confused and quite frankly I am just sitting back and watching the goings on. It sure will give us some wild memories. I am staying in tonight. Having a couple beers, sitting in front of the wood stove with a good book. And retiring early. Of course I will assemble dinner for tomorrow. Get the ham ready to put in the oven tomorrow. And assemble my favorite sweet potato recipe. What have you got planned ? Do you have any particular memories from the year? Do you have party food planned for tonight? How about a New Years day meal?










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Where are you now?>>>>>>>>>
Posted:Dec 30, 2020 7:56 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2020 3:27 pm
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I was listening to the radio today and heard this segment on the morning showโ€ฆWhere are you now? The concept of the segment was:
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Where are you physically located now? (Is it where you want to be?)

Where are you in your life now? (Have you achieved all that you wanted to?)

Where would you like to be? (mentally and physically )

It sure gave me food for thought. I sort of daydreamed and sorted through the cobwebs in my brain and tried to seek an answer to these questions. Surprisingly it was not quite as simple as I thought it would be. Please take a few minutes and think about and then answer the questions, lets see where we are


I live in the Great Garden State, New Jersey

I would love to move back to the Family Farm in Upstate New York

I think I have achieved most of my goals in life and I am enjoying retirement

I do have some regrets and sometimes question decisions from the past

Mentally , I think I am in a good place

Physically , I could probably be more diligent in my fitness regime

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๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿ–ฑ๐ŸŽฌ Hands on?
Posted:Dec 29, 2020 6:54 am
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2020 8:32 am
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It has been a tough week or so , weather wise here. And as I check the news, seems like a lot of folks had it rough also. Would you enjoy a nice massage right now to relieve the pressures and soothe the muscles? Maybe giving one is your "thing". There are so many ways to give a massage, and they can be naughty or nice, but relaxation is the goal










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๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘€ Monster Day
Posted:Dec 28, 2020 7:45 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2020 3:26 pm
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Of course I am referring to a self proclaimed Cookie Monster day, dedicated to me. Do a self review and see if you concur. The human body is generally equipped with two hands, one for a cookie and one for coffee and a centrally located mouth to receive each!. DUUUH a perfected genetically created machine that is a Cookie Monster . I have no real type of cookie that is my favorite, but I do tend towards chew types. I of course enjoy baking them and would never spurn female assistance. Are you now, or do you have the potential to be a Cookie Monster? Is it something we should receive treatment for, or just indulge ourselves? If you are a closet Cookie Monster , I won't tell anyone . What is your favorite type or style of cookie?










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)(*7 The Bros :)
Posted:Dec 27, 2020 7:38 am
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2020 6:58 pm
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Well, we are running up on a new year. I did a review of these guys . I am addicted to these guys. It is of course the Minions. When I was first introduced to them, I was not very impressed. Then over time I started to figure out their irreverent outlooks on life. As I am maturing, they fit me just right. We are so serious in so many aspects of life. They have shown me making fun of myself, other people and places is the way to go. They seem never to be mean spirited and just spread their silly seeds all over. I know I have done Minion related posts in the past, but I do enjoy them so much. Are you a Minion "enjoyer" ? Do you remember how long ago you became aware of them? If you do not like them, can you tell us why?










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