Waitresses?
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Posted:Dec 15, 2021 4:17 am
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2021 5:08 am
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So I say to the waitress, "Tell about the menu please",
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Autocorrect fun . . .
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Posted:Dec 14, 2021 3:52 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2021 4:11 am
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I was chatting online with a friend the other day. Autocorrect turned the words "cock buried" into cockberry.
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Two pump?
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Posted:Dec 10, 2021 3:05 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2021 3:34 am
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My barista calls me two pump for my favorite Carmel latte . . .
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More wine, dear?
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Posted:Dec 9, 2021 3:44 am
Last Updated:Dec 10, 2021 3:05 am
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They say 2 glasses a wine a day for women increases the chance of a stroke.
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Random erections . . .
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Posted:Dec 6, 2021 3:20 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2021 3:43 am
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I’m frustrated because I keep getting random erections,
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Sapiosexual?
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Posted:Dec 3, 2021 4:25 am
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2021 8:10 pm
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As a sapiosexual,
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Oldie but goodie
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Posted:Dec 1, 2021 4:01 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2021 4:23 am
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A woman is searching for a pet in a pet store....
The owner shows her frog, and explains that this special frog licks pussy! The woman is amazed and buys the frog and takes him home. That evening she gets in bed and places the frog on the bed between her legs and nothing! The frog doesn’t do anything. She calls the pet shop owner and he offers to come right over to correct the problem. He gets there and woman hands him the frog and he says to the frog,
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