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Would You Put THAT In Your Mouth... On A DARE... ðŸ˜Ķ❗  

Paulxx001 67M
8704 posts
4/20/2021 11:37 am

Last Read:
3/6/2022 12:19 am

Would You Put THAT In Your Mouth... On A DARE... ðŸ˜Ķ❗

Who says hospital food sucks? My niece is a nurse at one of the mega hospitals in this city, and it's got a fantastic world-class food court. It's nestled beneath a fifty-foot high, glass atrium along a wide hallway of vine-covered red brick walls in an inviting space that murmurs — 'Why dontcha sit a spell.' I was early, and you know me and my restless feet — so I walked around.

I trudged along through a maze of pastel green halls and offered an encouraging smile and a thumbs up to those who looked like they needed one. Eventually, I'd drifted into the emergency waiting room, and that's when I saw her — sitting in a wheelchair.

She was a young girl with a chrome hood ornament stuck in her mouth. [* NO, I don't know what type of car it came from; I should have asked. *] I wondered what might provoke someone to shove something like THAT down one's throat, and then it dawned on me — it must have been a dare.

Which reminded me of one I'd lived through many years ago.

I was ten years old, lying naked on a table in the basement of my neighbour's house, Rosanne. She and her assistant, Giovanna, were both eleven and had volunteered to give me a free medical exam; I obliged. When they got down to that sensitive rigid twig between my legs, I thought of something my best friend Bobby had told me. His older brother had told Bobby — so it HAD to be true.

I shared Bobby's comment with my physicians.

"Ya know, if you lick it, it tastes just like a cherry lollipop."

Rosanne and Giovanna both stopped and stared at me. "No, it doesn't," they exclaimed.

"Yes, it does. Bobby's brother told him so, and he told me," I replied, quite sure of myself. Rosanne confronted her assistant, Giovanna.

"I dare you to."

Ya don't wanna mess with a spunky Italian girl who's got three brothers and doesn't take shit from anyone. With a confident glare, she leaned down between my thighs, licked and then waited a few seconds; as if to test the theory.

Rosanne spoke again. "Ya gotta lick it more than once — like a lollipop," she insisted with authority.

Giovanna nodded and dove in with gusto. Now, if it wasn't for the fact that we all heard the front door opening and Rosanne's mom calling us into the kitchen for popsicles, I might have had a 'happy ending'. As it was, I'd felt the most incredible sensations ever — in my time on the planet!

"It doesn't taste like cherry," whispered Giovanna to Rosanne as we all scampered up those stairs for our treats.

They wheeled 'hood ornament girl' into a private room as I looked at my watch. I'd be late, so I quickly headed back to the food court, where my niece greeted me. Our meals were 'ta die for,' and we both grinned ear to ear as we were draped with the international aromas of haute cuisine.

I sat there smiling, savouring my 'casu marzu' (maggot cheese) and grilled octopus while thinking about HOW they ever extracted that hood ornament from that girl's mouth.

Geez, the strange things people will shove up and into holes and cavities of their bodies, huh?

............................

I believe that's a bottle of Miller stuck up there, or am I wrong?



Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 11:40 am

That 'maggot cheese' dish (a Sardinian delicacy) is very safe to eat, as long as those maggots are STILL alive.ðŸ˜Ū

I'm pretty open minded when it comes to trying different foods — as long as it tastes good.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 11:41 am

Are you an adventurous diner or do you prefer traditional, meat and potato, type foods? ðŸĪ”

Chocolate crickets anyone? ðŸĶ— ❗


hornyrabbit2021 33M

4/20/2021 11:58 am

wow.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
4/20/2021 12:23 pm

I can only imagine Giovanna's reaction if she had gotten to the center of your Tootsie Pop!

I am daring in some areas and not so much in others ... food is one of those not so daring things.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
4/20/2021 12:53 pm

Food , somewhat adventurous, no thanks to the maggot cheese, thought was only served in Italy?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 1:17 pm

That's what I thought. ❗❗


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 1:20 pm

    Quoting  :

Octopus 🐙 is GREAT! I think it's about texture as much as it is about flavor. So... chocolate, huh? lol 😂 True!
My daughter went to Thailand last year and described all the tiny beasts she tried.
Ever have chocolate covered crickets? ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 1:22 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I can only imagine Giovanna's reaction if she had gotten to the center of your Tootsie Pop!

    I am daring in some areas and not so much in others ... food is one of those not so daring things.
Omg... Giovanna might have been surprised. lol 😂 ðŸ˜Ū
I'll betcha with a dollop of the right sauce, any food is palatable, no? ðŸĪ” ❗ ❗ 😎 🍷 🍷


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 1:24 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Food , somewhat adventurous, no thanks to the maggot cheese, thought was only served in Italy?
I'll betcha if I didn't tell you the ingredients ya wouldn't mind. lol 😂
True... THAT dish originates in Sardinia. How did you know? ðŸĪ” I'm a huge fan of any Mediterranean dish... you? ❗❗😎🍷🍷


Negro_4_Latina 56M

4/20/2021 2:42 pm

Hummmmm


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 3:04 pm

My thoughts, EXACTLY! 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 3:10 pm

    Quoting  :

I'll put the brakes on eating RAW grubs like that guy on the 'nature survivor tough guy' show. Ugh... I once watched him elk testicles, and grubs the size of my thumb. On the out-takes of the show — he threw up both times. The camera crew was laughing hysterically in the background.

I gotta find me some crickets! Damn closures here, otherwise I would patrol the streets. lol 😂
I imagine snails in garlic butter is a no-brainer for you? ðŸĪ”


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
4/20/2021 3:13 pm

I will stick to what I like in food but when I was on drugs, I took a dare to get a tattoo and had it removed after I got cleaned.Thant food of yours No Thank You.

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
4/20/2021 3:14 pm

'Thermometers' man.... that's what life's all about....


elderberry50 73M

4/20/2021 3:40 pm

    Quoting  :

Why eat octopus, where you live you go to the street and eat at the taco truck


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 4:16 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I will stick to what I like in food but when I was on drugs, I took a dare to get a tattoo and had it removed after I got cleaned.Thant food of yours No Thank You.
I think it's who you're paired with and how gentle they are with those menu suggestions. I understand where you're coming from. I'd cover it up in a rich, sweet and sour glaze... but... and yet... isn't that what food is all about? ðŸĪ”
Close your eyes and swallow.
lol 😂
You know what I mean. ❗❗🍷🍷😎


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 4:16 pm

    Quoting GhostofH:
    'Thermometers' man.... that's what life's all about....
lol 😂
True...
Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 4:19 pm

    Quoting elderberry50:
    Why eat octopus, where you live you go to the street and eat at the taco truck
Good point! Ya gotta try it at least once. ðŸ˜ķ
And at the end of the day, doesn't most stuff taste like chicken? ðŸĪ”
Thanks for stopping by. Pop in any time. ❗


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
4/20/2021 9:48 pm

People will put any and everything in a body orifice. I'm not sure I understand the fascination.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/20/2021 10:48 pm

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    People will put any and everything in a body orifice. I'm not sure I understand the fascination.
Well, there's some proof there in that x-ray. lol 😂 ðŸ˜Ū Omg! 😎❗❗


mc_justmc 63M

4/21/2021 7:28 pm

Both of my hospital vacations had real good food. Low sodium dishes that were very filling and I lost weight every morning weigh in. I've heard of that hood ornament girl, always sucking the chrome off of car parts.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/21/2021 8:32 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Both of my hospital vacations had real good food. Low sodium dishes that were very filling and I lost weight every morning weigh in. I've heard of that hood ornament girl, always sucking the chrome off of car parts.
True, about hospital food having improved. That food court I was in surprised me.
So ya know that hood ornament do ya?
Imagine getting THAT stuck in your throat? lol 😂 ðŸ˜Ū


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