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It may take a day or two.... But I always manage to get that train wreck I call life back on the rails. Just in time too! It's been a morning full of calamities for me today..... Made myself a peanut butter and jelly for breakfast today and discovered I bought the wrong damn jam. I'd bought it before my dad died and.... If you read my blog you know about the half eaten PB&J that was on the counter.... So it's taken me a minute to want to eat one again. But, there I was. Peanut butter on one slice of bread, popping the seal to the jar of strawberry jam and plunging the knife in to slather the other slice of bread..... There's a lot of seeds in here. That's funny. When did jam get dry and crumbly? It's kind of disappearing into the bread. Sitting the knife down, I picked up the jar of strawberry jam and looked it over carefully. Sugar Free Eh.... Crap. Now, I know it's not going to KILL me to eat something that is probably a hair healthier for me, especially after the whole bathing suit debacle, but the disappointment is real when you weren't anticipating the healthy version. Especially when the healthy version is seedy, crumbly, and has an amazing disappearing act! Happy Thursday! |
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I'm with bj in her assessment of it being off. Even sugar free should still have the same consistency of the regular jam/jelly.
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I'm with bj in her assessment of it being off. Even sugar free should still have the same consistency of the regular jam/jelly. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Hi SL. I hope everything begins to go better for you.
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Ugh! I hate jam with seeds. That makes my teeth hurt just reading that.
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I had some leftover pizza sauce so I bought the stuff to make mini pizzas. I didn't check the sauce and opened it to find mold. Oops it had been in the fridge longer than I had realized. No problem, I have spaghetti sauce in the pantry, it will be a reasonable substitute. I grab the jar and pop it open and start spooning it on to the crust. WTF, what is this chunk of something in the sauce...hey...this doesn't smell like spaghetti sauce! Pick up jar and read it...SALSA! The jar of salsa looks EXACTLY like the jar for spaghetti sauce. So I scoop as much of the salsa off the crust as I can and stick that jar in the fridge and double triple check before I open the jar of spaghetti sauce. Felt pretty dumb, but in the grand scheme of things - not something to stress over. Sorry about your yucky jam. Hope your day gets better.
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I say eat t away not going to I'll you it's just jam and ts only one sandwich at a time how often do you eat. N time you my even start to enjoy it. As for the bathing suit let see t on you bett it it all you say ether. Hope July is better then the rest of the months of the crazy year. It all be for me my Birthday is the 7th Have a wonderful day xoxoxooxo
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Yes! Why does the healthy stuff always taste so horrible?  amp;
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Jam without sugar is like pretzels without salt or sex without an orgasm. They all might be good but there is something missing.
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There's no FIX for a 'sugar free' treat that disappoints — when it's SUPPOSED to please. Buy a 'fully loaded' jar and push that other stuff to the back of your fridge; or use it as a lubricant for squeaky doors. It won't stop the screeching, but your house will smell like an IHOP. You'll need to purchase ant repellant and some bug spray. There are consequences to every decision in life. Didja notice that? 🤔
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LoL!!!! funny. 
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Even sugar-free jam should not be dry and crumbly. I'd take a picture of it, note the batch number and call the manufacturer for a refund/replacement. Don't eat it!
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Throw it out & switch it up with pb & honey for a change of pace
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Hi SL. I hope everything begins to go better for you. *. *. *
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Throw it out & switch it up with pb & honey for a change of pace Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!
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Ugh! I hate jam with seeds. That makes my teeth hurt just reading that. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Even sugar-free jam should not be dry and crumbly. I'd take a picture of it, note the batch number and call the manufacturer for a refund/replacement. Don't eat it! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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LoL!!!! funny.
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There's no FIX for a 'sugar free' treat that disappoints — when it's SUPPOSED to please. Buy a 'fully loaded' jar and push that other stuff to the back of your fridge; or use it as a lubricant for squeaky doors. It won't stop the screeching, but your house will smell like an IHOP. You'll need to purchase ant repellant and some bug spray. There are consequences to every decision in life. Didja notice that? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Jam without sugar is like pretzels without salt or sex without an orgasm. They all might be good but there is something missing.
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Yes! Why does the healthy stuff always taste so horrible? amp;
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I say eat t away not going to I'll you it's just jam and ts only one sandwich at a time how often do you eat. N time you my even start to enjoy it. As for the bathing suit let see t on you bett it it all you say ether. Hope July is better then the rest of the months of the crazy year. It all be for me my Birthday is the 7th Have a wonderful day xoxoxooxo
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I had some leftover pizza sauce so I bought the stuff to make mini pizzas. I didn't check the sauce and opened it to find mold. Oops it had been in the fridge longer than I had realized. No problem, I have spaghetti sauce in the pantry, it will be a reasonable substitute. I grab the jar and pop it open and start spooning it on to the crust. WTF, what is this chunk of something in the sauce...hey...this doesn't smell like spaghetti sauce! Pick up jar and read it...SALSA! The jar of salsa looks EXACTLY like the jar for spaghetti sauce. So I scoop as much of the salsa off the crust as I can and stick that jar in the fridge and double triple check before I open the jar of spaghetti sauce. Felt pretty dumb, but in the grand scheme of things - not something to stress over. Sorry about your yucky jam. Hope your day gets better.
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7/1/2021 6:17 am |
Ugh! I hate jam with seeds. That makes my teeth hurt just reading that.
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Hang in there, kiddo. It seems tough, and there’s going to be things for the next while which will take you back to one of these recent travails, but getting some other experiences in between you and those travails will slowly make it better. The good thing is you’re talking about them. These types of experiences, and mine are a lot less challenging than what you’re dealing with lately, are part of why I don’t really look even 5 years down the road much anymore. Seems like one or two things can come along, and suddenly there’s a noticeable or significant departure from where you thought you were heading. Life - does it somehow get more complicated, once you hit a certain point? Well … you know … the site’s contest this month is “wet t-shirt” … perhaps the bathing-suit debacle suggests that, presented in a certain way, you may indeed having winning assets? Trying to put an upside on one thing … ?  (Biiiiigggg hug) -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there ..  Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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But I always manage to get that train wreck I call life back on the rails. Just in time too! It's been a morning full of calamities for me today..... Made myself a peanut butter and jelly for breakfast today and discovered I bought the wrong damn jam. I'd bought it before my dad died and.... If you read my blog you know about the half eaten PB&J that was on the counter.... So it's taken me a minute to want to eat one again. But, there I was. Peanut butter on one slice of bread, popping the seal to the jar of strawberry jam and plunging the knife in to slather the other slice of bread..... There's a lot of seeds in here. That's funny. When did jam get dry and crumbly? It's kind of disappearing into the bread. Sitting the knife down, I picked up the jar of strawberry jam and looked it over carefully. Sugar Free Eh.... Crap. Now, I know it's not going to KILL me to eat something that is probably a hair healthier for me, especially after the whole bathing suit debacle, but the disappointment is real when you weren't anticipating the healthy version. Especially when the healthy version is seedy, crumbly, and has an amazing disappearing act! Happy Thursday!
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