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What is this world coming to?  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
5/6/2021 5:09 pm
What is this world coming to?

You leave your cell phone unattended for just a moment and...

BAM!!

Attempted hacking.

Thanks to the marvels of modern technology my cell phone is equipped with a neat little feature that takes a photo of the perpetrator and EMAILS it to the legal owner.

Me

Imagine my surprise to find out this is my attempted hacker.



The violation...

I may never be the same again.

Happy Thursday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/9/2021 4:23 pm

    Quoting FresnoWoman:
    Aw, what a cute li'l furball! I think she was just checking to make sure you weren't looking at pics of other cats on the sly.
Cripes! Busted!!


FresnoWoman 53F
883 posts
5/9/2021 10:59 am

Aw, what a cute li'l furball! I think she was just checking to make sure you weren't looking at pics of other cats on the sly.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/8/2021 5:23 am

    Quoting  :

She is beautiful.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 2:36 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:

    I'm still getting used to my new phone. It's the cat's whiskers (well, it sounds better than the dog's bollocks!)
Yah... Dogs bollocks sound kind of gross. Ack!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 2:36 pm

I did have to swat her off the table just now.... I don't allow that and she knows it!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 2:33 pm

    Quoting  :

I actually get a kick out of the fact that she did this! LOL


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
5/7/2021 9:33 am


I'm still getting used to my new phone. It's the cat's whiskers (well, it sounds better than the dog's bollocks!)


mc_justmc 63M

5/7/2021 4:03 am

get a broom....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 3:38 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Ah McLade, what a clever kitty you have!! Ahem......

    I bet she was just scrolling through your contacts to see who might be the best bet for her next feed.......
She's a stinker! LOL


ProfessorNaught 111M
1406 posts
5/7/2021 1:56 am



lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/7/2021 1:15 am



Ah McLade, what a clever kitty you have!! Ahem......

I bet she was just scrolling through your contacts to see who might be the best bet for her next feed.......


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 12:21 am

    Quoting  :

I gotta watch my back around this kitty....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 12:19 am

    Quoting justskin1:
    What a beautiful Torty! I suspect she was just trying to find out if you had any blackmail pics of her going wild during her hormone driven rampage a week ago.
She is a beauty! I dont have any blackmail pics but she did earn a new nickname. Lol Tilly the Terrible


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 12:16 am

    Quoting Ultraviolet_Sol:
    I love your tortoise shell cat! And your descriptions of said cat... And your cat's technological abilities. You also have an immaculate and beautiful home.

    I love cat memes. They definitely make me kind of happy. Here is I think my favorite cat meme to contribute.
She has the most beautiful coloring! And a fiesty, independent personality, she fits right in with my daughter and I. Those torties are smart! You gotta watch your devices around them!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 11:58 pm


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 11:56 pm

    Quoting Brownie202:
    He looks like he knows will be caught.
Yep! I can see the terror in those eyes. No treats for you!! Bad kitty!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 11:54 pm

    Quoting  :

Ha ha ha.... Next she'll be taking over my blog! Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 11:51 pm

    Quoting LadiesR2B1rst:
    Lol. At least you got a picture of a "Kitty" on your phone. That's more than I've accomplished recently . Thanks for the smile .
You're welcome!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 11:50 pm

I think perhaps it is.....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 11:47 pm

    Quoting  :

You're welcome! I laughed for a good five minutes when I opened that email. I expected to see a pic of my daughter. Lol


LazyLarry6 53M

5/6/2021 11:01 pm

lol


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
5/6/2021 8:23 pm

What a beautiful Torty! I suspect she was just trying to find out if you had any blackmail pics of her going wild during her hormone driven rampage a week ago.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


Ultraviolet_Sol 43M
622 posts
5/6/2021 7:40 pm

I love your tortoise shell cat! And your descriptions of said cat... And your cat's technological abilities. You also have an immaculate and beautiful home.

I love cat memes. They definitely make me kind of happy. Here is I think my favorite cat meme to contribute.

*. *. *


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/6/2021 7:30 pm

[image]


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
5/6/2021 7:17 pm

He looks like he knows will be caught.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


LadiesR2B1rst 60M  
2735 posts
5/6/2021 7:04 pm

Lol. At least you got a picture of a "Kitty" on your phone. That's more than I've accomplished recently . Thanks for the smile .


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
5/6/2021 6:59 pm

THAT deserves a big *RIM SHOT*

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
5/6/2021 6:29 pm

Is that a......cat burglar?

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/6/2021 5:13 pm

You leave your cell phone unattended for just a moment and...

BAM!!

Attempted hacking.

Thanks to the marvels of modern technology my cell phone is equipped with a neat little feature that takes a photo of the perpetrator and EMAILS it to the legal owner.

Me

Imagine my surprise to find out this is my attempted hacker.

The violation...

I may never be the same again.

Happy Thursday!


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