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It's a cat heart attack, dear Liza.....  

secret_lade 49F
14312 posts
5/2/2021 4:21 pm
It's a cat heart attack, dear Liza.....


Why yes it IS possible scare the living daylights out of your kitty!

Here's how you do it:

Apply detoxifying charcoal face mask to face while kitty is on balcony.

Sit on couch, call kitty.

Wait for kitty to bounce into the living room and onto your lap.

BAM!

The moment kitty looks upon your face and sees nothing but white eyes peering from behind that black face mask she will be recoiling in terror, eyes wide, bounding away as fast as her little legs will take her.

I have to admit, I probably got a little too much enjoyment out of this when it happened a few minutes ago.

Can't wait to see if I can pull it off again.....

Happy Sunday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/3/2021 3:27 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Be careful. Cats have a habit of getting there own back
Most of the time I think she's in a constant state of getting me back....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/3/2021 3:26 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    Don't recall what I did , but do recall it scared the Ba Geebies out of my cat
    He wants alone time and has a way of getting behind my desk and I will know that is where he is because bottom drawer will be pushed out just enough too give him more room too lay down !! That particular time ; he Did Not even come out from there when it was evening feeding time !! Finally seen him when I got up the next morning !!
Wow, you did scare him! It's not like a cat to pass up food! Mine will start meowing at her bowl if it even looks like you can see through the food to the bowl itself.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/3/2021 3:23 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Once, while warming up my motorcycle in the driveway, I remembered something I needed to take with me and ran back in the house with my helmet on. My dogs didn't like that.
Oh my, I'll bet! Stranger danger!!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
5/3/2021 9:44 am

Be careful. Cats have a habit of getting there own back


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
5/3/2021 5:39 am

Don't recall what I did , but do recall it scared the Ba Geebies out of my cat
He wants alone time and has a way of getting behind my desk and I will know that is where he is because bottom drawer will be pushed out just enough too give him more room too lay down !! That particular time ; he Did Not even come out from there when it was evening feeding time !! Finally seen him when I got up the next morning !!


mc_justmc 63M

5/3/2021 4:05 am

Once, while warming up my motorcycle in the driveway, I remembered something I needed to take with me and ran back in the house with my helmet on. My dogs didn't like that.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/3/2021 3:27 am

Eh.... Walk it off, kitty! Walk it off! LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/3/2021 3:27 am

    Quoting justskin1:
    I do hope this is the same kitty that was in heat and raising hell a few days ago. Bravo if you planned for the reaction and Bravo even if you did not. Staff need to show the kitties that they deserve respect!
    Good luck on pulling it off again.
Yes, it is the same kitty. Thank God she's back to normal now... That was a rough couple of days. I *wish* I'd planned for that to happen, but it was totally by accident. The look on her face had me laughing SO hard, it was priceless.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/3/2021 3:25 am

This one has got quite a personality. She fits right in with the Spawn and I.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/3/2021 3:24 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    OMG...I love it!
    I know that's probably wrong, but it's just too damned funny!
    Maybe next time you should try one of the green clay masks and see if it gets the same reaction.
I have a Mint Julip mask that I could use... It's a minty green color. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/3/2021 3:22 am

    Quoting ProfessorNaught:
    Why does this sounds like a bored teenager with no computer on a Sunday afternoon

Maybe I've been spending too much time with the Spawn....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/3/2021 3:21 am

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Is the kitty alright ? Happy Sunday
She is alright. LOL She was much happier when I rinsed the mask off.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/3/2021 3:21 am

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    They need the shit scared out of them every now and then!!!!
She didn't know what to think. I could see her peeking around the corner for a good 5 minutes before she tentatively wandered back toward me.


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
5/3/2021 1:25 am

Great. Now the cat needs therapy

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Ultraviolet_Sol 43M
622 posts
5/2/2021 8:18 pm



*. *. *


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
5/2/2021 8:04 pm

I do hope this is the same kitty that was in heat and raising hell a few days ago. Bravo if you planned for the reaction and Bravo even if you did not. Staff need to show the kitties that they deserve respect!
Good luck on pulling it off again.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


Domin88888 59M

5/2/2021 7:33 pm

Gotta love kitties 😊❤️


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
5/2/2021 5:41 pm

OMG...I love it!
I know that's probably wrong, but it's just too damned funny!
Maybe next time you should try one of the green clay masks and see if it gets the same reaction.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


ProfessorNaught 111M
1406 posts
5/2/2021 5:02 pm

Why does this sounds like a bored teenager with no computer on a Sunday afternoon


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
5/2/2021 4:52 pm

Is the kitty alright ? Happy Sunday


boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
5/2/2021 4:52 pm

They need the shit scared out of them every now and then!!!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/2/2021 4:22 pm

Why yes it IS possible to scare the living daylights out of your kitty!

Here's how you do it:

Apply detoxifying charcoal face mask to face while kitty is on balcony.

Sit on couch, call kitty.

Wait for kitty to bounce into the living room and onto your lap.

BAM!

The moment kitty looks upon your face and sees nothing but white eyes peering from behind that black face mask she will be recoiling in terror, eyes wide, bounding away as fast as her little legs will take her.

I have to admit, I probably got a little too much enjoyment out of this when it happened a few minutes ago.

Can't wait to see if I can pull it off again.....

Happy Sunday!


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