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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Stormy Sunday Morning  

secret_lade 49F
14312 posts
7/19/2020 3:15 am
Stormy Sunday Morning

Thunder... It's music my ears.

I love a good rain storm, especially when I can just lay in bed with my eyes closed listening to the rain pelting the roof. Lightning flashes lighting the sky....

It would be even better if I didn't have James Earl Jones, the downstairs neighbor lady, hacking a lung so hard I can hear her through the floor.

She's a real peach.

When I got home from the gym last night I saw her carry a giant box of adult diapers and a carton of cigarettes into the building.

Priorities

Speaking of priorities.... I got another yesterday from Bathroom Selfie Guy. This time, it's a completely naked selfie of him in his bathroom.

No words, just the photo.

Now, what do you suppose we hope to accomplish this time? I never responded to the previous one, that one, of of them, would definitely have been the clincher!

What girl doesn't want images of her vagina, penis inserted, over the internet?

I guess maybe he's a little butt-hurt that I didn't just swoon when I saw that initial glamour shot of him in the public restroom? How fragile is his ego that he can't let that go?

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/20/2020 2:43 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    Thunder over here in England seems to be getting rare. As far as I can recall, we've only had one big thunder-storm all year.
    To be honest it's been a while since the earth moved for me
I can't imagine no thunder... I look forward to the summer thunder storms here. That's a bummer.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
7/20/2020 8:56 am

 Thunder over here in England seems to be getting rare. As far as I can recall, we've only had one big thunder-storm all year.
To be honest it's been a while since the earth moved for me


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/19/2020 4:39 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Send him a photo of a big burly hairy bloke sitting on the loo with his breeks at his ankles, tell him that you've not been able to get a haircut since lockdown but would he still like to meet?
Oh my... LOL That's funny!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/19/2020 4:38 pm
    Quoting positively4you:
    Send him a foot pic over the toilet bowl. Flushed optional.
    James Earl Jones, lol
I'm in the process of a pedicure right now. Want to make sure I've got cute piggies... I've already decided. The next time I get a bathroom selfie, so his he. Feet and toilet...


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
7/19/2020 2:21 pm

 Send him a foot pic over the toilet bowl. Flushed optional.
James Earl Jones, lol


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
7/19/2020 1:49 pm

 Send him a photo of a big burly hairy bloke sitting on the loo with his breeks at his ankles, tell him that you've not been able to get a haircut since lockdown but would he still like to meet?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/19/2020 1:15 pm
    Quoting jolielaide:
    that would be hysterical; your feet AND some dishes in the kitchen sink! omg, and the faucets on!! LOL! surely he would 'understand' the total randomness of receiving a pic that was never requested.
I think I'm going to give myself a pedicure tonight... And take a few pics. I'll wait until a few days have passed.... Then send one out of the blue. LOL I like the dirty dishes touch... Maybe I'll hang a scrubbie from my toe. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/19/2020 1:11 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    You could send him a picture of your feet....and the toilet.
    Make sure your feet and legs are nekkid. lol
Ha ha ha ha.... I like that idea too! LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/19/2020 1:11 pm
    Quoting Countryguy2839:
    I completely agree with you about the rain. Storming here thjs morning and to wake up to rain and thunder. Thank you for sharing.
It's the second best way to wake up in the morning...


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
7/19/2020 11:34 am
    Quoting secret_lade:
    That's actually kind of funny.... He had said some mean stuff about my feet pics.... I should send a foot pic from the kitchen sink.
that would be hysterical; your feet AND some dishes in the kitchen sink! omg, and the faucets on!! LOL! surely he would 'understand' the total randomness of receiving a pic that was never requested.


pagancountrygirl 66F
Ask me for a photo
6466 posts
7/19/2020 9:43 am

 You could send him a picture of your feet....and the toilet.
Make sure your feet and legs are nekkid. lol
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Countryguy2839 42M
1 post
7/19/2020 8:54 am

 I completely agree with you about the rain. Storming here thjs morning and to wake up to rain and thunder. Thank you for sharing.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/19/2020 8:46 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I can imagine that some out of control hacking has led to more than a few "accidents" at the "other end". Send him back a pic of your kitchen.
That's actually kind of funny.... He had said some mean stuff about my feet pics.... I should send a foot pic from the kitchen sink.


mc_justmc 63M

7/19/2020 6:01 am

 I can imagine that some out of control hacking has led to more than a few "accidents" at the "other end". Send him back a pic of your kitchen.


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