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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

When the patio is the new parking lot....  

secret_lade 49F
14388 posts
6/26/2020 5:45 am
When the patio is the new parking lot....

My white trash downstairs neighbor has taken to parking her patchwork pick-up truck on the lawn in front of her apartment.

Are you fucking kidding me??

I can only hope the apartment manager comes to work today and actually sees what the hell this redneck is doing.

Because, it's not like she's in any way, shape, or form close to the parking lot. She can't just, back up, and say "Hey, my bad!"

She's on the back side of the building. There is NO parking lot access back here. You literally have to drive across the lawn from the road to get there, where she's parked, right next to the playground equipment.

Classy!

The only thing missing is a tarp for a bed liner and a back end full of water.

Redneck Pool!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/2/2020 4:15 pm

 Redneck pools not allowed in the back yard?? LOL


twinguy372020 42M
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7/2/2020 2:47 pm

 LOL...no its in the back yard


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/30/2020 2:23 am
    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    I have one question: is your neighbor single?
    Ok another one: does she have all of her teeth?

    Just wondering... lol
She is not single, she is in fact married to someone 20 years younger than she is. I don't know how it happened.... She is the living version of Marge's sisters from the Simpsons. Smokers hack, gravely voice, ashy grey skin..... It's uncanny.


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
6/29/2020 8:28 am

 I have one question: is your neighbor single?
Ok another one: does she have all of her teeth?

Just wondering... lol
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/28/2020 11:01 pm
    Quoting twinguy372020:
    Wow...I've seen those type...I'm the redneck on my block and I don't do that crap.....I've just got one of those inflatable coleman hot tubs....of course in camo.....lol
Is it also in your front yard? Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/28/2020 10:58 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I thought your white trash neighbor had moved out! Obviously I was mistaken on that detail. You should call the office and let them know what's going on with her parking difficulties. Perhaps they will be willing to assist her in finding a parking spot that's more of the paved variety. For the safety of the children.
I thought they were moving out too. Whatever she had going on must have fallen through as they are still very much there. Ugh....


pagancountrygirl 66F
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6466 posts
6/28/2020 9:57 pm

 I thought your white trash neighbor had moved out! Obviously I was mistaken on that detail. You should call the office and let them know what's going on with her parking difficulties. Perhaps they will be willing to assist her in finding a parking spot that's more of the paved variety. For the safety of the children.
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


twinguy372020 42M
Ask me for a photo

6/28/2020 11:54 am

 Wow...I've seen those type...I'm the redneck on my block and I don't do that crap.....I've just got one of those inflatable coleman hot tubs....of course in camo.....lol


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/27/2020 9:10 am

 hmmm... 😊 👍


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
6/27/2020 8:03 am
    Quoting KX450F2016:
    Hey.... I did the redneck pool thing back in the 90s...... and drove around TC! LOL
O M G!!! That's all I can say.... Lol


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
6/27/2020 5:46 am

 Hey.... I did the redneck pool thing back in the 90s...... and drove around TC! LOL


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