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🖱🎬 How accurate is this?  

pal334 69M  
49541 posts
12/9/2020 4:44 am

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12/10/2020 3:23 pm
🖱🎬 How accurate is this?

My friend emailed me a zinger. We are both the same age and boy is this scarily accurate . Are any of them striking close to home for you?

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

*My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

*My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then.

*I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

*Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

*The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.

*On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

*I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

*I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
12/9/2020 4:45 am

 *What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?


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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
12/9/2020 4:45 am

 *Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/9/2020 6:47 am

 lol 😂... Yep. I'd say it's pretty accurate. ❗❗😎


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
12/9/2020 7:07 am

 On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
Too paraphrase to Today's times;
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, in these times of COVID, a man will be lucky to have sex maybe one or two times in a year . Very upsetting but maybe a sign of the new times .


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
12/9/2020 7:21 am

 Oh boy, some of them are dead on


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
12/9/2020 7:29 am

 These are great Pal and some so very true too, thanks for the morning laughs, and I hope you enjoy your Hump Day with lots of laughs..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
12/9/2020 9:25 am

 I don't know if they're true or not but they are darn funny!
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


donsv1962 61M

12/9/2020 9:38 am

 Funny stuff my friend.
I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
12/9/2020 5:38 pm

 Pretty close for me hugs V
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